One Pocket is so slow....

eazyace

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
One pocket is so slow...

I started my first game when I started reading page 1 of this thread,
I am on page 34 and still haven't finished my 1 pocket game
 

9andout

Gunnin' for a 3 pack!!
Silver Member
we tired to open a one pocket pool hall,
but the only place the zoning commission would allow it
was in the red light district.




Jeff livingston

here's an architectural drawing of the player's chair for our 1-p room we wanted to open:

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pretty nice, eh?



Jeff livingston

ht to kaci thread.
lmao!!!!!!!
 

pt109

WO double hemlock
Silver Member
Sad news....the first one-pocket player has passed away today.

He died regretting that he never got to finish his seven-ahead set.

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:crying:
 

chefjeff

If not now...
Silver Member
As 2 guys walked up to the 1-P table carrying brooms, I had to say, "I understand your mistake here, but oops, wrong room guys, you're looking for the curling match held in the next building."

But...then again.....hmmm.....


Jeff Livingston
 

Floyd_M

"Have Cue, Will Travel"
Silver Member
This has to be the longest 1-Pocket.

2 cavemen playing one pocket with balls made from rocks. They played so long those rocks became petrified. :eek:
 

BC21

https://www.playpoolbetter.com
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One Pocket is beautifully addictive for creative players.
 

pt109

WO double hemlock
Silver Member
One pocket is so slow....:boring2:

A race to 7 was started before the barbarians came to the gates...
...it should finish before the next Pope.

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pt109

WO double hemlock
Silver Member
One pocket is so slow.....

I called an institution in Ottawa about annotating a five ahead one pocket match...
...they said "Sorry, we don't do anything that takes that long."
:eek:
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Federal department tells researcher his document request will be ready in ... 80 years

Library and Archives Canada said it needed at minimum eight decades to review 780,000 records related to a mysterious RCMP investigation called Project Anecdote.
 

eazyace

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
One pocket so slow, only 2 moves have been played since the AZ Website crashed,

Move 1
One player got up from his chair
Move 2
Same player chalked his cue
 

GoldCrown

AzB Gold Member
Gold Member
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1p is so slow I'm still on page 1 line 1 of Tom Wirth's Controlled Aggression.... but I love that book.

What was your longest game. I think I played one for 1.5 hours. OnePocket is so slow it has to be time lapse recorded and watched at 5x speed. :killingme::killingme:
 
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9andout

Gunnin' for a 3 pack!!
Silver Member
One pocket so slow, only 2 moves have been played since the AZ Website crashed,

Move 1
One player got up from his chair
Move 2
Same player chalked his cue

Awesome!
Saw this was back on main page yesterday and knew it had to be about the website
crash.
A big softball served up by AZ for this great thread.
 

chefjeff

If not now...
Silver Member
One pocket so slow, only 2 moves have been played since the AZ Website crashed,

Move 1
One player got up from his chair
Move 2
Same player chalked his cue

When did the website crash?

(I've been so busy going from 3-1 to 4-1 in my game, I didn't know.)


Jeff Livingston
 
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