One Pocket is so slow....

chefjeff

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Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston
 

chefjeff

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One Pocket is so slow...


...Just once I'd like to finish a game without having to stop to go to another funeral.

Jeff Livingston
 
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chefjeff

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One Pocket is so slow...


...Hey, Dog's is running a special on their 1P table...

...buy you've gotta sign a two-year lease!

Jeff Livingston
 

chefjeff

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One Pocket is so slow...


...I played my first shot of 1P when Nixon was President...


...Obama just called to congratulate me on my win!

Jeff Livingston
 

chefjeff

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One Pocket is so slow...

...I played it in college to make money for tuition...

...I won the first game and made enough to pay for my Bachelor's...


...But by then I'd earned my Master's!


Jeff Livingston
 

poolplayer2093

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Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston

shoot a few low percentage shots and see how long the games last!!!!
 

sfleinen

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I guess the action in NPR must be getting a bit slow these days, to have LWW and chefjeff "venturing out" into the Main forum to post bait threads about pool... :p :D
 

chefjeff

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I guess the action in NPR must be getting a bit slow these days, to have LWW and chefjeff "venturing out" into the Main forum to post bait threads about pool... :p :D

One pocket is so slow....


...That some AZ political posters stopped by to watch a game and missed the election!

Jeff Livingston
 

chefjeff

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I am not a huge 1P fan, but watching two really good players play 1P is pretty cool.

Yeah, cool.....I used to watch Scott Frost (cool, get it?) shoot with Don McCoy...they must've cured global warming cuz everyone on the rail froze solid!---oops, never mind, rigamortis.

Jeff Livingston
 

chefjeff

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Alright, then...geez!....try this last one...

One Pocket is so slow that by the time 1P players finish their game, they've lost their sense of humor!

Jeff Livingston
 
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Jeff, I hear that J.Leno is looking for new writers. You got a super sense of hummer. Forget one pocket, try Leno. It would be a lot faster. :grin:
 

trustyrusty

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1P is SO slow -

the other day I saw your momma kickin a can

I said, "whatchu doin?"

She said, "movin'"


oops, I think I screwed this all up :wink: :rolleyes:
 

sfleinen

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One pocket is so slow....


...That some AZ political posters stopped by to watch a game and missed the election!

Jeff Livingston

Ok, I'll try one:

"One Pocket is so slow...

...That some AZ political posters were playing a game of it in the NPR section, and those in the Main forum never knew about it until 10,990 posts/moves later, when one of the players actually shot at his hole in the Main forum!"

:p

-Sean
 

chefjeff

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Ok, I'll try one:

"One Pocket is so slow...

...That some AZ political posters were playing a game of it in the NPR section, and those in the Main forum never knew about it until 10,990 posts/moves later, when one of the players actually shot at his hole in the Main forum!"

:p

-Sean

Lol...OK, this one just popped into my head---i swear, I don't know where they're comin' from...

One Pocket is so slow...

...I was playing a game of 1P. My wife calls asked what time I'd be home.


I told her, "Half past October."


Jeff Livingston
 
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