Dumbest?

[Michael Andros]

What are the dumbest things anyone ever wanted to put up to keep playing after they went bust? I'm pretty sure most players here have been offered cues more than once so we won't count that. I was offered a pair of boots way back when. A cheap watch ( Timex ) another time. An f'ing skateboard one time! ( "Oh but it's a "pro" board! The world champ has the same one!" )

I did take a box of @ 100 albums for 50.00 once. But only after seeing them, noting they were in good condition and most being music I liked. Didn't take long to get the 50 back.

Anyone else?

 

[Michael Andros]

Really? NOBODY'S ever been offered dumb / ridiculous s**t by someone they just busted?

A very good player in Tampa, Jimmy Redd, had a great response to it: "Cash is what I'm about."

 

[greyghost]

Really? NOBODY'S ever been offered dumb / ridiculous s**t by someone they just busted?

A very good player in Tampa, Jimmy Redd, had a great response to it: "Cash is what I'm about."

I know a guy who lost 5k and then tried to pay it off with a pos old gun from his grandpa.....not an old browning or anything of value it was a savage! Roflmao.....lucky the guy didn’t beat him half to death with it


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[greyghost]

I know a guy who lost 5k and then tried to pay it off with a pos old gun from his grandpa.....not an old browning or anything of value it was a savage! Roflmao.....lucky the guy didn’t beat him half to death with it


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Asian Mark and I played partners for our shoes race to 2 one hole for a hundred a man vs our shoes....Mark had brand new Kenneth koles I had some holey ass duckhead slippers

Catch was if we lost we had to sign them and they were going to hang on the wall of the palace.....so we were dead serious and beat their asses




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[Michael Andros]

I know a guy who lost 5k and then tried to pay it off with a pos old gun from his grandpa.....not an old browning or anything of value it was a savage! Roflmao.....lucky the guy didn’t beat him half to death with it


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If I'm playing for anything CLOSE to 5K, I'm posting! :grin: :grin:

 

[Michael Andros]

Asian Mark and I played partners for our shoes race to 2 one hole for a hundred a man vs our shoes....Mark had brand new Kenneth koles I had some holey ass duckhead slippers

Catch was if we lost we had to sign them and they were going to hang on the wall of the palace.....so we were dead serious and beat their asses




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:rotflmao1:

 

[greyghost]

If I'm playing for anything CLOSE to 5K, I'm posting! :grin: :grin:

He kept getting his ass beat and doubl or nothing with the guy....and I had told that dummy to quit not long before that match before he could get himself into trouble

We had played giving 7 last 3 about 12 hours and he was up 300 just getting rolls and me digging a handful here and there.....so we go to 10 and guy makes 9s on break and rousts it a handful gets up 8-2 and suddenly becomes a hit shot smart ass and says he don’t need no stinking weight to beat me.

So I got my paddle out put him over my knee and won 10-8 he never made a ball after.

Then asked me for 10% for letting me out.

So I advised him “quit now your gonna get hurt one day dummy”

Cracker didn’t wanna listen to de ghost...oh well


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[pt109]

I lost three times in a row playing gin with a guy who doesn’t know he’s alive...:angry:
..I couldn’t stand losing to a man who plays for gin when he only needs a few points.

So one day he’s broke...told him I’d play him for his shirt...a Green Bay Packers...
...he said “Nobody gets this shirt, I won a lotta money on the Packers.”
So I threw $50 on the table...said...”You wanna be broke or have the money AND the shirt.”

He played, I beat him...he gave me the shirt....:grin:
Told him I’d give him a ride home to get another shirt, but don’t come out for 5 minutes..
...tore the arms off and tied them to my aerial...used the front and back to make curtains
for two small windows behind the front seats...it was a Dodge van.

He whined all the way home about his beautiful shirt....:rotflmao1:

 

[Michael Andros]

He kept getting his ass beat and doubl or nothing with the guy....and I had told that dummy to quit not long before that match before he could get himself into trouble

We had played giving 7 last 3 about 12 hours and he was up 300 just getting rolls and me digging a handful here and there.....so we go to 10 and guy makes 9s on break and rousts it a handful gets up 8-2 and suddenly becomes a hit shot smart ass and says he don’t need no stinking weight to beat me.

So I got my paddle out put him over my knee and won 10-8 he never made a ball after.

Then asked me for 10% for letting me out.

So I advised him “quit now your gonna get hurt one day dummy”

Cracker didn’t wanna listen to de ghost...oh well


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You can lead a horse to water...

 

[Michael Andros]

I lost three times in a row playing gin with a guy who doesn’t know he’s alive...:angry:
..I couldn’t stand losing to a man who plays for gin when he only needs a few points.

So one day he’s broke...told him I’d play him for his shirt...a Green Bay Packers...
...he said “Nobody gets this shirt, I won a lotta money on the Packers.”
So I threw $50 on the table...said...”You wanna be broke or have the money AND the shirt.”

He played, I beat him...he gave me the shirt....:grin:
Told him I’d give him a ride home to get another shirt, but don’t come out for 5 minutes..
...tore the arms off and tied them to my aerial...used the front and back to make curtains
for two small windows behind the front seats...it was a Dodge van.

He whined all the way home about his beautiful shirt....:rotflmao1:

Go Bears!!! :thumbup: