Funny pic/gif thread...

Serious question for those in the know. I get that you can spend 100 k and make a Jetta beat a GTO in the quarter mile.

How about a stock Jetta vs. a Stock GTO?

How about if you spent 100k on each?

(Could substitute any rice burner and any american muscle, those 2 just came to mind).

How about a stock Scat Pack Charger @~$40k, 12.5 on street tires & 23-23mpg? :)

Keith
 
I know you can hit 10s in a del sol for a VERY low cost. Much less than what you'd expect to put into a GTO and get the same numbers.

Bottom line, if you want to put 100k into anything.... you'll be having a lot of fun in a custom piece, that's very fast.

Stock to stock? you've already lost money, reliability and mpg's on the GTO. For those in the know......:cool:

I'll take a Yamaha R1 straight off the showroom floor, thank you very much. Better gas mileage, better cornering, better braking and pretty much blow away anything w four wheels on the street. Sure, there is always something faster but at what cost?

Cops, what cops. I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun someone else running from the bear.
 
I know you can hit 10s in a del sol for a VERY low cost. Much less than what you'd expect to put into a GTO and get the same numbers.

Bottom line, if you want to put 100k into anything.... you'll be having a lot of fun in a custom piece, that's very fast.

Stock to stock? you've already lost money, reliability and mpg's on the GTO. For those in the know......:cool:

But a Del Sol weighs like 125 lbs doesn't it? I don't have a good grasp of 1/4 mile times. (If it isn't a 4x4, I have never owned one :wink:) How much HP and torque would that del sol have? Or is HP not vital to fast track times?
 
How about a stock Scat Pack Charger @~$40k, 12.5 on street tires & 23-23mpg? :)

Keith

My $10k GTI with a stage 2 tune for 1200 takes that Scat Pack Charger to Gapplebees.... and I'll be the first to admit my car is slow!But like others have said weight plays a factor.
The Charger has about 1,100 pounds on me.
 

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How about a stock Scat Pack Charger @~$40k, 12.5 on street tires & 23-23mpg? :)

Keith

Do you know how many of these things I see around Detroit? Like the most common car around, I swear.

Good value though are those cars, just too bad they still come with 245mm width tires all around on a huge vehicle that weights over 2 tons! My fronts are 255 and my rear are 275mm Michelin Pilot Super Sports (nothing compared to my buddies wide-body Z06 with 335's in the back!!)

I like to toy with some of these dudes on the streets, along with BMW/Benz/Audi guys. Outside of straight-line speed, ATS-V is like a scalpel in the corners and is one of the best-handling sedans of all time.

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A slightly better pic to show the Crystal White Tri-coat paint taken the morning after I picked it up, so pre window tints.

464 hp ; 445 lb-ft of torque ; twin-turbo V6 (LF4) ; 0-60 in 3.8 secs ; 12.0-12.4 qtr mile

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The sickest part is that only a week or so after taking this picture, I walked up to my car and noticed someone had backed into/hit my car while parking...no note of course. :angry:
 
I'll take a Yamaha R1 straight off the showroom floor, thank you very much. Better gas mileage, better cornering, better braking and pretty much blow away anything w four wheels on the street. Sure, there is always something faster but at what cost?
Actually, both of the bolded portions are incorrect. Faster yes, but four wheels beat two in braking and cornering. A quick google search will turn up examples. A bunch of physics equations will prove it. Youtube has videos.

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Do you know how many of these things I see around Detroit? Like the most common car around, I swear.

Good value though are those cars, just too bad they still come with 245mm width tires all around on a huge vehicle that weights over 2 tons! My fronts are 255 and my rear are 275mm Michelin Pilot Super Sports (nothing compared to my buddies wide-body Z06 with 335's in the back!!)

I like to toy with some of these dudes on the streets, along with BMW/Benz/Audi guys. Outside of straight-line speed, ATS-V is like a scalpel in the corners and is one of the best-handling sedans of all time.

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I saw one like this a couple months ago in Toronto.
I have a bit of an art background...but couldn’t figure how to mix that color...
...most times I can....now I got a name for it,,,crystal white...thanx, J

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I used this pic because that’s the lighting I saw it under.
 
I saw one like this a couple months ago in Toronto.
I have a bit of an art background...but couldn’t figure how to mix that color...
...most times I can....now I got a name for it,,,crystal white...thanx, J

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I used this pic because that’s the lighting I saw it under.

Love all this car arguing stuff...sounds a bit like my past, when I was heavily into Porsche. Then I wised up....bought a pretty well balanced driver that gets me to my favorite pool hall & back home just fine. I did get challenged to a stoplight drag shortly after getting my now old, slow, and obsolete '09 Bullitt model Mustang. The kid revved his loud pipe with a coffee can sized tip on what sounded like a Turboed WRX. I revved my duals in response. He did a very impressive burn out as he took off. It really impressed the cop whose light bar I spotted a couple of cars behind me.
 

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