Earlier on this topic, Steve Miller was able to chime in, since no one listened, I asked a few more to do the same.
First up was Guns and Roses;
Welcome to my game room,
It gets worse here every day.
Learn to play like animals,
Got no rails to play.
Jethro Tull;
They were new rails yesterday,
They are old rails now.
Janice Joplin;
Oh Lord wont you buy me,
A new set of rails.
My Friends all have tables,
They all have rails.
Worked hard all my lifetime,
Got a table and lost my rails
So oh Lord wont you buy me a new set of rails.
50 Cent;
Homey is a window shoppa,
Gotta a table,
Got no rails,
Homey is a window shoppa
Keep hittin balls,
And they all fell.
Jimi Hendrix;
Purple rails, all in my brain.
On my table, would be insane.
Actin funny,
I sure know why,
Excuse my while I rob this guy.
Steve Miller;
I stock rails in Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma, Filthy-Delphia Atlanta LA,
Northern California where the rails are cold so I could stock me some good rails today.
Keep on stock them rails, keep on stocking them rails ego ego ego, keep stocking them rails yeah.
Zeager and Evans;
In the year 2525, if I am still alive
I’ll have no table, that’s no jive.
In the year 5555, will this thread still be alive.
The Beat-Less;
HELP, I need some rails,
HELP, not just any rails.
HELP, I need YOUR rails.
When I was young I wanted a table, now I got one and fell for the fable.
Gone are the rails and all I got was a thread on AZBilliards.
Bach, Beethoven and Tchaikovsky,
Give me back my rails.
Led Zeppelin;
Ten years gone, ten years gone.
Steve Miller revisited.
Come on take the money and run.
(You didn’t want me to change that one did you?)
One thing was very common on this thread, I believe the Doobie Brothers would sum it up best for the final.
Jesus Is