My pool game is most like [INSERT CELEBRITY HERE]

[JazzyJeff87]

Bruce Willis.

That’s what they called me at a new pool hall I strolled in once.

Damn yo Bruce Willis can PLAY!

And it’s true, I can...occasionally. And I guess I do kinda look like young brucey. Or at least when I smile I get that same curved line on both sides, as if my mouth is in parentheses. ( )

 

[SlateMan]

Jerry Lee Lewis. My game is not appreciated in the U.S., maybe it would be in France. Also, the only way I will make money in pool is if people donate to me like I am a charity!

 

[NathanDetroit]

Wile E Coyote

 

[tomatoshooter]

I practically carry on a conversation with the balls!

I've called them some nasty names.

 

[garczar]

Jerry Lee Lewis. My game is not appreciated in the U.S., maybe it would be in France. Also, the only way I will make money in pool is if people donate to me like I am a charity!

Here's your stroke problem.

 

[RickLafayette]

 

[SmoothStroke]

Chris Rock...I should be smacked for being near a pool table, punched, if I pick up a cue.

 

[GoldCrown]

Happy the Fkn Clown

 

[pwd72s]

Stormy Daniels...I'm constantly getting F***ed.

 

[SlateMan]

Stormy Daniels...I'm constantly getting F***ed.

Well, she did get paid.....

 

[hang-the-9]

Well they did call me Nicholas Cage at pool league the other day…..

LOL, I was about to use that also, just a ton of random movies out there, some good some junk, just like how my games/sets/tournaments go. One set I feel like I'm about to win the Oscar, the next set feels like I am in Sharknado 5.

 

[Willowbrook Wolfy]

LOL, I was about to use that also, just a ton of random movies out there, some good some junk, just like how my games/sets/tournaments go. One set I feel like I'm about to win the Oscar, the next set feels like I am in Sharknado 5.

Maybe your pool games like that zierling guy then. Didnt 90210 win awards? And your in Sharknado


I don’t really see it, but people have said I look like that Cage dude. I don’t know if it’s an insult or compliment. So I’ll go with compliment.

That makes my game more like Megan Fox. Looking good but not good at what I do.

 

[dquarasr]

 

[DeeDeeCues]

Jerry Lee Lewis. My game is not appreciated in the U.S., maybe it would be in France. Also, the only way I will make money in pool is if people donate to me like I am a charity!

I'm confused.

Jerry Lee Lewis was the 'killer', rockabilly/rock and roll icon.

Jerry Lewis was the schlub who played the goof to Dean Martin's straight man and later hosted the kids charity.

 

[jasonlaus]

Will Smith: try me some and you will get slapped around on the table some.

If you're Will Smith, which one of us gets to pound Jada?

 

[SlateMan]

I'm confused.

Jerry Lee Lewis was the 'killer', rockabilly/rock and roll icon.

Jerry Lewis was the schlub who played the goof to Dean Martin's straight man and later hosted the kids charity.

I have to argue with you on this one........

I am the one who is confused. You know your stuff....

Mic drop!

 

[Dead Money]

If you're Will Smith, which one of us gets to pound Jada?

Line up boys, everyone gets some!

Tip drill?

 

[SlateMan]

Line up boys, everyone gets some!

Tip drill?

I might need an extension....maybe a bridge, thicker shaft, and some talc.

 

[straightline]

Line up boys, everyone gets some!

Tip drill?

Stunt guys only.

 

[Nick B]

Kramer