Why is Eagle Eye Mr. 714 now?

Well when your Number 1 at something, or hold Record someone I’d alway look to take over Number 1 spot, or break your Record.

Time will tell if Shaw’s records will fall.
 
Maybe they ground the Table up in giant food processor. They put the dusty particles in Mason Jars to sell with Certificate of Authenticity.
Could be also sold as Magic Pool Dust, run on hand, shaft, and you're the next wonder boy Pool player.
By far, your best-ever, truly funny and snappy line on AZB IMO.

Congrats Coco -- you're a sparkling gem of delightful sarcasm when your inner-Rickles ray of "sunshine" hits at just the right angle.

I know that feeling of giggles pouring out of your own fingertips as you're typing an inspired one-liner like that, knowing it's going to lighten someone's day.

Arnaldo ~ In the old days I could've booked you for a two-week gig in the Catskills for an audience of NYC-ers escaping the city's summer heat and humidity via the cool mountain air. I'd try you in the Poconos first and see how the lilted accent and timing hit the crowd. Worked for Jerry Lewis.
 
Breaking the record with the same conditions could happen within 30 days of continuous play by a number of current European 14.1 players- there just is no true motivation for spending a month of one's life trying to do this- a meaningless exhibition "record". The total payouts at this week's Golf Masters was $15 million- and every dime gets paid immediately - no questions or doubts.

By today's pool standards there is plenty of motivation available -- that's why SVB, Earl, Ruslan, and Shaw all went for it and why there are a goodly number top flight players waiting in the wings when we crank it back up ;-)

Lou Figueroa
 
By today's pool standards there is plenty of motivation available -- that's why SVB, Earl, Ruslan, and Shaw all went for it and why there are a goodly number top flight players waiting in the wings when we crank it back up ;-)

Lou Figueroa
Exactly. Well said.
 
Says the guy who's highest achievement is beating the guy with the worst chicken wing stroke ever.

OK, so, I am sorry.

I am not familiar with your pool bonafides. What are your highest achievements in the world of pool?

Lou Figueroa
 
Clarification:
Barely beating a guy with the worst chicken wing stroke ever...and acting like a world champion.

I ask again: you called me a douche and cited one thing I did as my biggest accomplishment. What are your pool world achievements?

Lou Figueroa
 
By today's pool standards there is plenty of motivation available -- that's why SVB, Earl, Ruslan, and Shaw all went for it and why there are a goodly number top flight players waiting in the wings when we crank it back up ;-)

Lou Figueroa
I'm fine with that. If the money is there and worth it for them then no issue. I support it. However, I think they need to spend more than just a few days at this if it is to be a serious run at it.
 
I ask again: you called me a douche and cited one thing I did as my biggest accomplishment. What are your pool world achievements?

Lou Figueroa


Well Lou they call you names because of jealously.

Can’t attract your ideas, so they attach you personally.
 
Well Lou they call you names because of jealously.

Can’t attract your ideas, so they attach you personally.
If someone gets called a douche, more than likely the name-caller is not jealous of them. Can you please describe why people would be jealous of him?
 
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