They are rolling bad when....

[JazzyJeff87]

Two posts I’ve seen that I’ve also experienced.

The other day I had a very slight angle on the 6 to the corner, I had to hit a vicious stun shot to get position...one of my absolute favorites to perform correctly...the 6 ball went dead center of the pocket, I floated to perfect position...but the 6 had come right back out to mock me.



Ball in hand, tricky to get on the second ball, find the perfect spot to land on the short side, set the cue ball there, walk around to check some angles, come back and shoot the wrong ball

Check out Kaci vs Oi 2021 WPM. around 29 and a half minutes...watch how the 4 ball comes out of the pocket. It’s hilarious. Probably not to kaci though.

 

[Chili Palmer]

When you break and the cue ball jumps up and breaks the light.

Or when you break and CB jumps to the next table and hits the lady in the head who was breaking on that table

 

[SmoothStroke]

Or when you break and CB jumps to the next table and hits the lady in the head who was breaking on that table

I had one just brush my ear,,,pretty scary

 

[Chili Palmer]

I had one just brush my ear,,,pretty scary

It was my sons first night at league! He felt pretty bad.

 

[Floyd_M]

This could work 2 ways.

...your opponent shoots one down the rail and it hits the first diamond and still goes in.

OH I KNOW.
We try it, it rattles every time.

 

[GoldCrown]

I’m playing great. Can’t miss. However Went to the wrong table after coming back from the bathroom

 

[GoldCrown]

Rolling bad.... playing in a poolroom with your girl friend. Your wife comes in. Oh baby.
Rolling bad....You're on your way home.... driving behind Hell's Angels and your horn is stuck. Oh baby

 

[Jedco]

You miscue so badly, the whole hall cringes and looks over to see what you've done.

 

[VarmintKong]

When you break and the cue ball jumps up and breaks the light.

When you sit down to drop a deuce and your dick touches the toilet water.

 

[boogieman]

Luck is 18% of pool. If you get unlucky rolls, just improve your game 18% and you got no problems.

The more I practice, the luckier I get. This means rolls too.

 

[straightline]

Luck is 18% of pool. If you get unlucky rolls, just improve your game 18% and you got no problems.

The more I practice, the luckier I get. This means rolls too.

This somehow makes sense.

Spooky...

 

[Chili Palmer]

When the guy you're playing is a damn good shot and then...he starts getting lucky,,,

Old Man Bob

 

[Chili Palmer]

Rolling bad.... playing in a poolroom with your girl friend. Your wife comes in. Oh baby.
Rolling bad....You're on your way home.... driving behind Hell's Angels and your horn is stuck. Oh baby

I once sat in a bar stool with my wife to my left and my GF to the right...


And FWIW, I still won the tournament

But that's a story for another day.

 

[GoldCrown]

When you sit down to drop a deuce and your dick touches the toilet water.

And it starts to siphon

 

[GoldCrown]

I once sat in a bar stool with my wife to my left and my GF to the right...


And FWIW, I still won the tournament

But that's a story for another day.

Next bad roll …. You’re in a bar playing pool with your friends wife ………….. he comes into the bar with your wife. Oh baby

 

[GoldCrown]

Even badder roll.... You're having sex with your sister...she says you're big like daddy....you say I know that's what mommy said. Oh baby..

 

[SmoothStroke]

When you sit down to drop a deuce and your dick touches the toilet water.

I don't know if mine would touch if I were in a swimming pool.

 

[MajorMiscue]

When you sit down to drop a deuce and your dick touches the toilet water.

"Yeah, and it's deep, too."

 

[tim913]

When your girlfriend’s uncle beats you, and then your girlfriend gives him a ride home cause he’s blind!

 

[Clusterbuster]

In eight ball, when you scratch on the eight, put the eight in the wrong pocket and get a bad hit all on one shot! And I managed to do exactly that.