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Wife’s cousin’s kitchen. The duck drinks coffee and yes, the rabbit is using a litter box.
 
Lions and tigers are similar to the tapirs with their spraying ability !
No I wasn't on the receiving end but watched it happen to a friend of mine while we both were attending a circus performance . I for one miss the circus's
At age 21, as a vet student, my summer job was on a 10K-head feedlot in central Kansas, and the first thing I did every morning at dawn was walk the pens looking for sick cattle.

Typically all the cattle would still be sleeping, so I needed to walk close enough to them all to wake them up and see them move. First thing most of them would do after standing was a big back stretch, lift their tail, and release a huge fart. Problem was, about half those farts included a wet spray of sh*t that traveled about 15 feet, so I quickly learned to pay close attention to the direction they were pointed as I navigated my way through the pens. I’m convinced some of them aimed my way on purpose.

After a couple weeks on the job, I didn’t even care anymore when I did get hit, as I could no longer smell the cow sh*t. Fun times.
 
Not a chance in hell for me!!
I'll continue to make mine at home and take a thermos!
Depending on your coffee preferences (cheap or pricy grounds, stronger or weak) , making it at home costs between 5-15 cents a cup.

Drink good ol black coffee like a real man!
And save your money for gambling on the simonis!!!

Yeah, I like my coffee hot black and mean with plenty of chicory in the brew. Always a risk getting a new coffee maker, chicory has to get hotter to kick than coffee and is bitter enough to pop your eyeballs if it hasn't brewed.

Some in the family have went over to the darkside, I think that little coffee brewer thing costs them 35 cents a cup to make coffee and it only makes one cup at a time!

Hu
 
My oldest is going on her first date Sunday night. If anyone can think anything to add let me know.View attachment 736573

There were a handful of these with slight variations running around. One thing I remember is "What time will you bring my daughter home?" The only answer was "Early"!

A father I know well pinned one of these dating sheets on his daughter's door. When she saw it she let out a scream! "Daddy, that's not funny!" He replied, "Who is joking?"

Same father, the little fella the girl had went on a couple dates with didn't believe she was given a pistol for her eleventh birthday. "Dad" opened the safe to pull out long gun after long gun to get to the shelves at the back of the safe to get to the pistol. The boy was a very sober and respectful young man after that!

A friend had his own hint about dating his daughter. He would just happen to always be cleaning his AR-15 when a boy came to pick her up for a date!

Not quite the same but a friend had a thirteen or fourteen year old daughter at the shooting range. Two young snots shooting next to her got one of the hostage targets from the range store and focused on the tits and crotch of the hostage. She seemed to ignore them until she went in the store and got the same target. The two young men had been carefully shooting. She brought her pistol up and blasted a single hole group into the bad guy's crotch in a sustained roar from her pistol! You don't mess with girls or ladies that compete with a pistol. They can and will defend themselves.

Hu
 
The Meme aside: That in hand is a species of Sea Urchin. They are found in shallow waters in bays, and the ocean. They are soft(shell) and quite nasty! Its not advisable to hold one in your hand. They have "teeth" that can crack clams/oyster shells. I used to see them every so-often when crabbing in Rehobeth Bay, Delaware. First thing we did was put a filet knife right through them. If one bites you; you will know about it. (also had the nick-name "Oyster crackers").
 
If owner(s) paid workers a living wage this wouldn't come up. Tips subsidize owners.

pj
chgo

Not true. I used to hang around with a lot of people in the service industry. When a major city wanted to get rid of tipping, in favor of a liveable wage, all of my server friends were...

...against it because they would make less money.

There are many sides of this equation. You want to look at a single facet.

Another facet is that I don't go to restaurants anymore. I used to eat lunch out five days a week. Now, sure to the high prices, crap food, and the expected tip, I don't go out ever. How is that helping the servers? I used to tip very well, now they've taken me out of the tipping pool.
 
Not true. I used to hang around with a lot of people in the service industry. When a major city wanted to get rid of tipping, in favor of a liveable wage, all of my server friends were...

...against it because they would make less money.
You used to hang around with people in the service industry - I currently pay people in the service industry. I trust my info, thanks anyway.

pj
chgo
 
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