Bad Cue Porn

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Inspired by the Meucci Summer Series Rose cue thread, I’m wondering what other cues are out there that maybe aren’t the most attractive you’ve ever seen.

I’ll start by throwing this beauty out, with matching case:

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There's no vomit emoji in the like button options haha

I always play a shitty 8-ball tournament on Monday nights for the free bottle of whiskey and food voucher I win every week at my local dive bar (It's where I've been going to break stuff on Friday nights usually for the last few years :ROFLMAO:)

Their cues are some of the worst you will find. Will grab a picture this evening (it's also got the only Valley table I've ever seen in my life, and it has been covered in a mixture of blood, vomit, beer and cigarettes... sure some of you will appreciate or vomit)
 
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Here are the dirty ass cues, as promised :ROFLMAO:
I don't play here every Monday, as quite often there is another tournament I am playing. Last night I got dusted in the first round of that tournament. Drew someone 700+ in the first round... single elimination races to 7... so I was able to come here to the alcoholic tournament in good time (Was also persuaded by the fact a few friends were in town for a short time... didn't like getting up at 5:50am after last night).

Given the state of the place, it's actually a lot of fun, and there's some Phillipine and US friends who can hold a stick.

I always think the dirty ass table looks like some of the dirty Sinuca tables that pop up in my IG feed sometimes.

Last year I took home 24 bottles of Whiskey haha


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Here are the dirty ass cues, as promised :ROFLMAO: I don't play here every Monday, as quite often there is another tournament I am playing. Last night I got thrown out in the first round of that tournament. Drew someone 700+ in the first round... single elimination races to 7... so I was able to come here to the alcoholic tournament in good time (Was also persuaded by the fact a few friends were in town for a short time... didn't like getting up at 5:50am after last night).

Given the state of the place, it's actually a lot of fun, and there's some Phillipine and US friends who can hold a stick.

I always think the dirty ass table looks like some of the dirty Sinuca tables that pop up in my IG feed sometimes.

Last year I took home 24 bottles of Whiskey haha


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That does look like a fun place. It’s only a little worse than one of my favorite local dives with two crappy 8-footers.

I have a soft-spot for dive bars with a table.
 
That does look like a fun place. It’s only a little worse than one of my favorite local dives with two crappy 8-footers.

I have a soft-spot for dive bars with a table.
Me too. I am a believer all bars should have a table.
How do we know who's paying for the drinks if there's no table to play on???

This place is the de-facto after party spot in my life for the last 5 years or so. Lost count of the times I've burned my drunk retinas with 6am sunrise walking out the front door haha
Friends use the cloth to refer to times in 'bar history' (The green cloth era, the blue cloth era, the new red-cloth era, and now present day :ROFLMAO: ). Before I began playing pool regularly, this was the only table I'd play on (besides playing snooker 3/4 times a week).
 
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