I am in my prime!
…Ugh
More evidence that I am old and uncool:
My family got to go to the county fair yesterday. When they got home my wife handed me a brown paper bag.
I thought it was their way of saying, “thanks for going to work today so we could bum around all day eating junk, going on rides, and looking at animals. We were thinking of you and decided to get you something to eat on the way out.”
When I opened the bag there wasn’t a gyro or Italian sausage sandwich inside. “What is this?” I inquired.
My wife replied, “Oh the pharmacy called this is the stuff you have to drink before your colonoscopy next month.”