The irony is that you seem concerned that this ill-conceived thread will kick off arguments yet in reality you are the only person engaged in one.
I would never put you on ignore because I like you, even if you are a Karen at times. ;)
The only thing that has been shown in multiple studies to slow or even stop progression of PD is the right kind of intense exercise. Sadly, doctors only prescribe pills and take notes to document the decline. Vitamin B1 therapy has shown remarkable results in some people but there's no money...
Obviously, she's a high class lady who knows the right word is "bate." How she ended up with a basement dweller is anybody's guess.
Of course, there is the possibility that you know this and were making a joke in which case... nevermind!