Quotes About Pool

[Flakeandrun]

Mighty be my favorite quote ever, let alone about pool.

Can't believe he would have come up with that on his own, the cretinous ape. Though cannot deny it's relatively poetic. Curious who he poached it form.

 

[Flakeandrun]

My daddy always used to say, “couldn’t hit a bull in the butt with a banjo.”

hahaha this is common banter in cricket, "Couldn't hit a cows ass with a banjo" - classic.

 

[VarmintKong]

hahaha this is common banter in cricket, "Couldn't hit a cows ass with a banjo" - classic.

Didn’t know there was an English banjo. How many strings does a lute have? Also, must you prance merrily whilst playing?

Ooh-de-lolly:

 

[straightline]

Nominally 2.

 

[VarmintKong]

Didn’t know there was an English banjo. How many strings does a lute have? Also, must you prance whilst playing?

That was unfair. I offer up this tasty jam in peace:

 

[Flakeandrun]

Doesn't seem to work fella' - don't worry though, Robin Hood is a jam that reminds me of being a kid. Shooting my brother with BB's while he's trying to watch it.

That was unfair. I offer up this tasty jam in peace:

 

[VarmintKong]

Doesn't seem to work fella' - don't worry though, Robin Hood is a jam that reminds me of being a kid. Shooting my brother with BB's while he's trying to watch it.

Right oh! This instead:

 

[markjames]

Can't believe he would have come up with that on his own, the cretinous ape. Though cannot deny it's relatively poetic. Curious who he poached it form.

we all know who he was quoting, right?

 

[bbb]

Michael Andros the starter of this thread was a great guy
Rest In Peace Michael

 

[T411]

Dagwood on a phone call to Blondie

“YES DEAR, IM STILL GRINDING AWAY AT THE OFFICE”

 

[Island Drive]

My opponent tries to clip a ball but gets the dreaded ''dbl kiss''.

I told em

"The first kiss was for you, the second one is for me.... thx

 

[Island Drive]

You can't make a ball in the ocean.