My Wife Just Doesn’t Understand

Obviously, she's a high class lady who knows the right word is "bate." How she ended up with a basement dweller is anybody's guess.

Of course, there is the possibility that you know this and were making a joke in which case... nevermind!
Actually the term should be 'with bated breath'
 
Parties? A party for me is being a good role model for children, going to church, talking about Jesus, pondering God, helping the needy, being part of sincere conversations, a good night at the pool room, and being with and supporting my family and friends. Like the Apostle Paul said, let us live in the light, with sober minds (summarized). For you beginners at religion, what does "live in the light" mean? In a basic sense, it means doing only what you would want anyone and everyone, including God, to see and hear.

We tend to leave politics and religion off this forum.

If want to proselytize you might consider the NPR Forum. I'm sure you can engage in an exciting discussion over there.

Lou Figueroa
 
Back Fire..... I bring a new cue home. As soon as I walk in the door wife says "Another Cue?"..... I tell her I bought it for her(I'm so slick). It sits on the rack..no one can use it. She thinks it's hers... I guess it is😂. Next time I 'm wearing a long rain coat and sneaking it into the house...
 
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Parties? A party for me is being a good role model for children, going to church, talking about Jesus, pondering God, helping the needy, being part of sincere conversations, a good night at the pool room, and being with and supporting my family and friends. Like the Apostle Paul said, let us live in the light, with sober minds (summarized). For you beginners at religion, what does "live in the light" mean? In a basic sense, it means doing only what you would want anyone and everyone, including God, to see and hear.
Hey - dude over there -- stop! Don't turn that water into wine. As a matter of fact this party is boring, come over here and let me explain the world of the righteous to you.

This is a POOL FORUM. It's 99 percent dudes hanging out. In other words - lighten up.
 
Hey - dude over there -- stop! Don't turn that water into wine. As a matter of fact this party is boring, come over here and let me explain the world of the righteous to you.

This is a POOL FORUM. It's 99 percent dudes hanging out. In other words - lighten up.
A party for me? I do not party anymore.... I got really tired of some of the women I was waking up with. Maybe I looked good too after a few drinks but I think I set a record for fat & ugly. I'm a new man. I'm cured. I am saved. Praise be.
 
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