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    Happy Birthday Smorgie

    I Can Eat A Gallon Of Their French Fries......... with a Diet Cola I no longer go to McDonalds, because now I'm eating HEALTHY. Doug (Hmmmmm.......do they REALLY have a discount for old people ?) :)
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    Happy Birthday Smorgie

    Yum-Yum Eat Um Up......GET IN MY BELLY Thanks guys. I can't sleep for dreaming about these cakes http://www.fridascafe.com/Fresh%20Cakes.htm Check out Pages 1 & 2 of Individual Desserts. :) Doug (I 'may' buy more than one cake)
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    Introducing a custom "Wheat" stock cue line !!!

    Don't Get My Birthday LOCKED (start another thread....please :) ) Thank you for the birthday wishes and the birthday Rep, but I don't think this is the proper thread for it.... the next thing you know, my birthday will be LOCKED by Mr. Wilson and I won't be able to leave the house. Doug (and...
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    Introducing a custom "Wheat" stock cue line !!!

    Sometimes You Guys Just Crack Me Up :) LOL Well, you or jasonlaus must have accidently given him "I Approve" Rep instead of "I Disapprove" Rep...... you aren't the first one that's made that mistake. Doug (I even did that ONCE long long ago in another land far far away here on AZB) :)
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    Show off your Ed Wheat cues!!!

    If I Think Of Anything Else That I Haven't Said In 40 Years, I'll Post It. OK? As we used to say in the service, "If you have one, get another. If you have two, turn one in." Doug (I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I haven't had an opportunity to say it in the last 40 years)...
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    A letter to Mr. Charlie Williams

    I'd Like To Be 'Invited' Tp Play In The WSOP...... (I'm going to wait by my mailbox) True...and be sure to tell Charlie that SmorgassBored endorses you as well. (maybe JAM will sign on too) Doug (I love to see someone pursue their dreams) .
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    I Always Have A PLAN... imo Plan ? You want a PLAN ? Try this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRq80QNnJM Doug
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Night Way to go Smorg an Ribdoner. We could very well have Ed in the red today. The green squares will start to come off on page 23 less rhan 4 pages away. I love it when a plan comes together. Pinocchio I came in low, with the moon behind me and bombed him...
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    Oh, And THANKS In Advance LOL, not for 48 hours, but it will take that long on the Group W bench to reload... :) Doug
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    Hey, I'm A Man Of My Word...... imo I just completed my 2nd Red Rep Bomb run and I just moved Eddie from #454th place on page 16 to #570th, the last spot on the bottom of page 19. Doug (I promise not to Red Rep him again while I am 62 years old) :)
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    Gambling Or No Gambling

    There Are Worse Things Than Drunks, Although I Can't Remember What They Are Right Now Whether you like to gamble or not, I suggest that everyone play for a drink each game. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you can still end up a drunkard. Doug
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    Benefits of paid subscription?

    you Should Be Happy That We Even Let You Post Here & Read SOME Of Your Posts Ahhhh, 'they' will also OWE you a keyring. Doug (you will be able to see everyone's Rep points when you reach 10,000 posts OR become #1 in Rep) :) *Until then, you'll remain in the dark like Fatboy.
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    Do NOT Send It Back To E.W. (PLEASE) I agree 1000%. Let 'something' good come from all this misery. Give it to Mike H. (AZB) to raffle off or give it to an orphanage or Senior citizens home that has a pooltable. Send it overseas to our troops to put in their barracks in Iraq.....or SUMPIN...
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    I Regret My Attempts To See Eddie's Side Or Have Compassion Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I've seen enough. I say, "BAN him and turn him all RED and leave him as warning to all future visitors to AZB." Enough is enough.... imo Doug (Off With His Head)
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    Lost my best friend over night

    I Have An Old 78 rpm Of Them Singing It Together In The 1940s Mike, This was a favorite song of my mother and my father, both now deceased. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q7QQ_22qTM Doug
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    Lost my best friend over night

    Mike, I am very sad for you, today. God bless her. I wouldn't know how to fill such a void. your friend, Doug .
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    Time To Splain Yourself............Starting With I'M SORRY Originally Posted by Mr. Wilson I've been quiet. Eddie, I think it means that Eddie 'is on two'.... Doug ( maybe THREE ) .
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    I'm Just Glad That He Doesn't Make Decks Of Playing Cards Well, yeah, sure, but what about the fortunate few that got 50% OFF ? Doug (let the sunshine in, let the sunshine in) :) .
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    If We Didn't Create The Monster, We At Least Zapped Him With The Lightning No, Eddie Wheat will never 'get it' , but at least he didn't take his own life when faced with possible jail time. Doug (look on the bright side) imo .
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    Regarding Charlie Edwards Cue !!!

    Uh-Oh ! I see Eddie Wheat giving the KoreanDragon a run for his money. Doug
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