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And Some Pie And Ice Cream................and a Diet soda. Thank you. I like almost everyone here. In my current state of mind, I could only like everyone more if they were baked for 30 minutes per pound at 350 degrees and served with some potatoes and gravy. Doug (and some biscuits)

Many Of My Favorites Here Are Deceased My favorite posters are on the first 300 pages located here: http://forums.azbilliards.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=reputation&pp=30 Doug (they all contribute in their own way)

Or The Next Day..... imo "When you decided to Get Good! ?" TOMORROW !

I'm Behind Mike Page 100% HA ! Right now, regurgitated Pizza & Wings sounds appealing to ME. Doug (you might add "Re-pee'd Beer" to the menu too) :)

Oysters Rockefeller Might Get Me To FARGO Uh-huh, it's good to see that the shrewd businessman that you are hasn't ruled out male OR female midget wrestling. Doug (and 'open mike' Comedy Night) :) *Oysters Rockefeller Might Get Me To FARGO...

Except when clearly contradicted by these additional rules, the General Rules of Pocket Billiards apply. The International Stoke Mandeville Wheelchair Sports Federation (ISMWSF) is recognized by the World Pool-Billiard Association (WPA), the world governing body of pocket billiards, as...

I can always spray paint it. :) D.

Grrrrrrrrrr Stop hijacking my new case (and music) thread..... http://theconstantamerican.blogspot.com/2006/11/how-come-my-dog-dont-bark-when-you.html Doug (I'll just keep singing until my case arrives..... imo) :)

Mac Rebanack Is Dr. John This is for YOU Mr. JoeyA.: http://theconstantamerican.blogspot.com/2006/11/how-come-my-dog-dont-bark-when-you.html *Link fixed to a LIVE Dr. John performance. .

How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come 'Round ? You've stolen my wife's heart, you might as well steal my beautiful new case TOO.... dammit ! Doug (while you're at it, take my pets............How Come My Dog Don't Bark When You Come 'Round ? ) .

That's What I'm Known For - My Cutting Edge Thinking To be totally serious for a moment, I think that a true answer lies in conformity. ALL poolplayers (male or female) in any tournament should be be required to wear the exact same thing, as long as it is comfortable. With this standard...

I'm Never Too Busy To Help Someone I was the TD for 5 years for the U.S.Open 9-Ball Wheelchair Tournament. There were players in the tournament that were capable of standing for some shots, but they were not allowed to, by the rules. The rule for wheelchair players is that you must play every...

I Couldn't Stop Myself From Swallowing The Earthworms I am also awaiting pictures of my new case from John, but I imagine that my case is going to be "VERY" similar to this case: http://www.jbcases.com/basketcase.html I asked John for a basketcase and didn't specify a completion date or...

Remember - Life Is Rough, But Comedy Is MURDER Oops, did I turn you all RED ? I only knew one RSB poster from Hemet, CA. and I didn't care for his writings either. Doug (I love the smell of napalm in the morning)

That's What I'm Known For - My BS A spirit lifter ? I sent him $3,000 and a picture of his 'next' wife (his 12th and hopefully his last)....... :) Doug ( OK, OK, I'm just kidding, John is giving me another reason to live and I don't have to wear pants, but I can leave my hat on)...

Yeehaaaaaaaaaaa ! Name ? Address ? E-Mail ? I knew there was a catch. Could you post a link to some pictures of my new JB Case, so that people can ooh & aah ? I wouldn't mind seeing the finished product myself. I'm excited, be still my heart...........well, not TOO still. :) Doug

And, Don't Let Him Get You Drinking WINE......... Oy-Vey ! Make sure to to play Greg Sullivan the way that I played him. I got to use both hands and he shot one-handed using only 2 fingers to hold his cue (he cheats a little by letting the butt rest against his palm, but he can't get there)...

You Don't Want To Eat A Good Poster Like Me All At Once, Just 1 Limb At A Time Today is my wife's day off and I'm putting on a good front for her benefit. I'll be dying again tomorrow.... imo Doug ( same time, same station....... dammit ! )

Hie Clements Envelope Case Is A Collectors Item Worth BIG Bucks $$$$$ I played on the "Buddy Table" everday and when Lou Figueroa came to town with his 3 piece Sheldon Lebow traveling cue and Chas Clements custom envelope case, that's the table we played on. Lou's 3 piece Lebow cue fits...

I Busted "Short Bus" Russ I played on the "Buddy Table" everday and when Lou Figueroa came to town with his 3 piece Sheldon Lebow traveling cue and Chas Clements custom envelope case, that's the table we played on. Lou was giving me some weight and the score was tied at 3 games apiece, when...