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    The Best Pool Shot Ever.... imo

    Those ARE Fond Memories That was my original idea, but I couldn't find a girl. :) Doug *I was parked way on the end at the strip mall and as I made way along, with the eye patch, armsling, cue under one arm and moving the walker with my other arm, AZBer Arnot Wadsworth III saw me coming and...
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    Who's laughing at Jay Helfert now?

    That's What I'm Known For - Telling The TRUTH... imo I worked in a deli as a kid too and accidently sliced my nose off. They rushed me and my severed nose to the hospital and the doctors sewed it back on, good as new. The only problem was, they sewed it back on upside down. Everytime I...
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    The Best Pool Shot Ever.... imo

    Bob Has A Dry Wit And A Deadpan Presentation Bob Jewett's comment in post #5 was a joke. Not an inside joke, but a knee slapping guffaw (if you know Bob Jewett and his infamous breifcase)...
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    The Best Pool Shot Ever.... imo

    I saw a thread buried in the NPR Forum by JAM and thought I'd post this here, in hopes that she might move her post (or a link) here. I wrote this post almost 6 years ago in a land far away and some may have seen it then, but most have not. <insert flashback music Here>...
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    Pool: Gentleman's Game or Scoundrel's Game

    I agree with your friend and when it comes to pool, I have just two words for you: OMAROSA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyjk7eRltqA Doug (your 'other' friend) :) .
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    Happy Birthday Grady!

    You took the words right out of my mouth. Doug (Happy 66th Birthday) :)
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    Free Christmas Stuff For Azb

    And, I Hope you Get It..... imo My heart goes out to you. D.
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    The 'platter maker bucks' are only good on gravyboat orders. Doug
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    The TRUE Story The chicken crossed the road to get it's wingspand measured for a custom platter and he paid up front. Now, it's a year later and still no platter. He did receive a picture of his platter, but it's 2" too long and the decorations have been drawn on with a Marks-A-Lot. Doug (it...
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    Food Drive...help feed Smorgass bored!

    I've been sticking to my diet, because I have no appetite. I'm not doing very well, but I'm keeping my spirits up. I never thought I'd say this, BUT, I don't think even green Rep is going to pull me through this match. Doug (I appreciate all the support you have all given me)
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    Bigest cinderella story to win the us open

    That's AZB Member "GabesMom's" boy. http://forums.azbilliards.com/member.php?u=3112 Doug (I'm never too busy to help someone) :)
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    Earl Strickland Salutes the Fans at the 2008 Mosconi Cup

    All My SNAP Magazines Are In Mint Condition In Plastic Sleeves That's true. I like Earl and he autographed one of his pictures (at the time) "3 Time U.S. Open Champion" and he autographed my Florida issue "On The SNAP Magazine" along with The Miz and Ray Martin (if my faulty memory is...
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    Earl Strickland Salutes the Fans at the 2008 Mosconi Cup

    I'm Never Too Busy To Help Yeah, why do you wear all that stupid crap on your fingers, elbows, wrists, ankles and eyes and flip off the audience while berating them verbally ? :) Doug ( just trying to help the thread along) imo
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    Tampa pool school with Johnny Archer and Earl Strickland

    Well, they've both spent a good deal of time in the Tampa area and are well known here, but if they plan to be here for the Super Bowl, their trip may be tax deductible. Have you tried Hammer Heads and/or Strokers ? Doug (there are enough new Tampa posters here to make this work.......good...
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    robin from starcade in hospital

    R.i.p. Not trying to hijack the thread, but while I'm praying for Robin, I would ask you all to say a prayer for the family of local New Orleans poolplayer "Big Joe", who suffered a stroke on Christmas Day. http://obits.nola.com/NOLA/DeathNotices.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=121938025 Doug
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    Earl Strickland Salutes the Fans at the 2008 Mosconi Cup

    It Must Be A Slow Day At The "Type & Gripe" Well, at least most of you will now have something to laugh and talk about over at JimBo's Army, where your motto is "Quality Over Quantity." :) :) :) :) Doug (I prefer the quantity, it gives me something to read while playing poker) imo
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    Earl Strickland Salutes the Fans at the 2008 Mosconi Cup

    I Like EVERYBODY I CAN TYPE 3 WORDS PER MINITE. Doug ( sometime, correctly) :) *Edited to add: You may put words in my mouth as long as there is No sodium. .
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    Earl Strickland Salutes the Fans at the 2008 Mosconi Cup

    The Wife In "Stalag 17" Told Her Husband That She Found The Baby On Their Doorstep I've spoken with Buddy several times about dumping to Mike Lebron in Vegas when the odds were highly in his favor and he assures me that there was NO dump involved. Doug (follow the money) :)
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    Earl Strickland Salutes the Fans at the 2008 Mosconi Cup

    That's What I'm Known For - My Movie Knowledge Surely, Earl is Charlie Williams "Luca Brasi" and oneday he will get a knife in that finger........ like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcehNbKuvqw&feature=PlayList&p=B83D622FEE68BC2D&index=0&playnext=1 Doug :) *Earl, to Don Charlie...
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