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    All new jump break coming soon

    I'm Skeptical...... imo I just find this so hard to believe. Doug
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    TAMPA BAY players- ???

    Hey, You Have To Play Where The Games ARE We used to play poker up at some of the car lots in the Nebraska, Fletcher, Fowler area and when I'd randomly call for a count of the cards, there were NEVER 52 cards.... :) Doug (amazingly, I never suffered a bad loss at those games and I wasn't...
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    TAMPA BAY players- ???

    I Know My Horses - A Horse Has 4 Legs - One On Each Corner I think that he rides (worksout) the horses. There IS a horse just over Buddy's right shoulder. Doug
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    TAMPA BAY players- ???

    Here's a link so that noone needs to spend 10 minutes searching for the dead thread Post #23 http://onepocket.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2097 Doug .
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    I saw a player cheat........

    Bop, Bop, BOP (that's why God invnted the BOP....imo) I would have punched the cheater right on the nose.... BOP ! Doug (if I were well enough to actually leave the house) :) .
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    Fatboys Tournment Room....Update!!

    I don't Do Windows OR Heavy Lifting Man, that sounds like a lot of work. How many bodyguards is Eric down to now ? Doug :) .
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    Looking For A 59" Cue

    I'm Never Too Busy To Help Someone "Looking For A 59" Cue " That's easy. Order one of Eddie Wheat's 57" cues. VIOLA ! Doug .
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    Tell Us Something Your Proud Of

    I Said That In My Best Steve Cook Voice As the late Steve Cook used to say, "Well, alright for you, then." Doug .
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    Tell Us Something Your Proud Of

    Hmmmmmm, just WHAT have you been watching ? D. .
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    The Oldest Poolroom In Florida

    It's Only a Concealed Weapon IF You Keep It CONCEALED Right, and when Jay Flowers pulled that pistol out of his pocket in anger, they were RIGHT THERE to scoop him up. :) Doug .
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    TAMPA BAY players- ???

    Crutches are for whacking people on the head. Doug (my ex-wives thought I was the shit.....TOO) :) .
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    Tell Us Something Your Proud Of

    I Am Proud Of Most Of You I am proud to say that when I looked down this morning, I saw my TOES. Doug (there are still 10 there.....and all in the proper location) :) .
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    Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Night....

    Everything Tastes Better On A Crisp Ritz Cracker At this point, I'm just about ready to get together and EAT some stick. Doug (waitress, another serving of SugarTree please.......and where's that Wheat that I ordered hours ago) :)
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    Fatboys Tournment Room....Update!!

    Do These Elbow Length White Gloves Make Me Look FAT It's a small world. I just stole a wedding veil and some gloves off the neighbor's clothesline. http://www.wrapwithus.com/wedding-veils.html?gclid=CJ_9vMuk1ZcCFQRhswodYlU-Dw Doug (and I look GREAT laying on the sofa........ imo) :)
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    TAMPA BAY players- ???

    Hans, I don't know how old you are, but did you use to play in a little poolroom on West Hillsborough (about halfway between Strokers II and the Porthole/Flight Room. Steve Cook used to bartend there sometimes and we played Euchre everyday. You aren't the Hans that owned Hans Billiards on West...
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    Free Red XXL OTR shirt to the......

    Back Door Man ! Doug (or Break On Through)
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    TAMPA BAY players- ???

    I live in Tampa too. Not too far from Planet Strokers. Try not to make too much noise when you guys play, I'm resting. Doug
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    Fatboys Tournment Room....Update!!

    I Don't Take Oxycontin or Midol When I lay in bed taking Demerol and Dilaudid for long periods, I dream in Technicolor and invented a car that runs on 'nothing'. Doug (I always plan to start construction the first of next week, when I'm off the pills) :)
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    Things I don't want to hear in 2009!

    Fatboy Is Ahead Of You In Rep By 100,000 Points.......... (I feel faint) After surgery: 1.) Your 2 'new' heart valves are leaking TOO 2.) You need to lose ANOTHER 100 lbs. 3.) Your wife has found a younger, thinner, healthier boyfriend and is filing for divorce......and he has a JOB Doug (and...
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    Pool Wars by Jay Helfert

    I've Told It Before, But This Is For the Young-uns Jay, take your time and don't scrimp on the money. I remember when the 1st Edition of the "Blue Book of Cues" came out and was such a huge success. I quickly decided to jump on the bandwagon and put out a similar book on pool balls. I...
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