Things I don't want to hear in 2009!

1. "Dude, watch this!"
2. "I was going to say something to you but it was just too funny"
3. "Did you want french fries with that sushi?"
4. "Does that look infected?"
5. "Thank you for holding, all our representatives are busy at the moment with other customers, we will be with you as soon as possible"
6. "You are doing a great job...but we want to head in a different direction"
7. "For fifty? Ok....but you have to give me the six"
8. "Sorry but your brother is cute...I know it was a mistake"
9. "AZ Forum member sues...."
10......ehh the above is enough....Happy Holidays everyone!!!
 
1.Randy Epperson telling me he will only give me 10 5 in one pocket , o yeah and 5-4 in banks. :P
2. R.C. telling me he can't give me 9-6 banks
3. Joel Hercek telling me he accidently sold my cue to someone else
 
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Radio&TV

That the roads are slippery when its snowing...KRDO AM radio...
I need weight because 35 years ago you played real good.
Barry Behrman still owes me..................
 
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oh yea one more: Jasmin Ouschan is a dude!!! ahhhh!!!!

that would be a dark day for me and for pool
 
Fatboy Is Ahead Of You In Rep By 100,000 Points.......... (I feel faint)

After surgery:
1.) Your 2 'new' heart valves are leaking TOO
2.) You need to lose ANOTHER 100 lbs.
3.) Your wife has found a younger, thinner, healthier boyfriend and is filing for divorce......and he has a JOB

Doug
(and HE wears pants) :)


*Edited to add: Oy-Vey !
 
1. I don't know how that ding got in your cue.
2. I thought you'd be a lot taller.
3. No, they're implants.
4. You got that 20 you owe me.
5. I played my way thru college.
 
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