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    The Oldest Poolroom In Florida

    Please Don't Wake Up The NAPPERS I 'hear' that's the only action at this time, a bunch of old men bunting balls on the snooker table. Go, enjoy yourself. :) Doug
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    How Would You Play This? 12/19/08

    Don't Even ASK Me About The 15 Careful..... tickling the six is illegal in 17 states. Doug ( I once did 30 days for fondling the 4 )
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    How Would You Play This? 12/19/08

    I Know ALL The Shots I'd place the cueball near the rail, just to the left side of the six as pictured and the fire the six in, sending the cueball four rails around the table to perfectly break up the cluster, leaving me the 8 and then the 9 for the runout and the win...... VIOLA ! Doug (...
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    How Would You Play This? 12/19/08

    IT'S BALL IN HAND..........DAMMIT ! :)
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    Who iz the nicest poster on AZB??

    Sometimes, I Used To Give Myself A Black Eye.......Just For Effect That's same way that I used to be, a true badass. Doug (now, I can't get the Band-Aid tin open) :)
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    what happened to my thread????

    Man, It's ALWAYS Something So, does that mean that I can't sell any of my 'skinny' pants & shirts here ? (mostly from the 60s & 70s) Doug
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    The Oldest Poolroom In Florida

    I haven't read this here yet but, Bakers Billiards in downtown Tampa closed after many years. After a brief stint as a gay club, it failed. Robby (the previous owner) has now RE-opened Bakers Billiards. Doug (Welcome Back, Bakers) imo
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    happy holidays azbilliards

    Next ? I think you should take your family on a trip around the world. Doug ( a 'walking trip' ) imo
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    what happened to my thread????

    Sorry, I was testing out my new 'Thread Magic Eraser" product. Doug
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    Fatboys Tournment Room....Update!!

    But, I Ain't Repping Him Into #1..........yet, he's in my will NO, a tinge of attempted humor. :) Doug (I like boyfat and wish him the very best in his endeavor) *Btw, I like you TOO, Jay. That's why I poke fun at you. :) .
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    Fatboys Tournment Room....Update!!

    And WATER Everything but OATS. D.
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    Wire Transfers

    I Heard DIRECTLY From Mujibuhr Get in line. I sent them my good faith money months ago. D.
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    Fatboys Tournment Room....Update!!

    Oy-Vey ! et tu Joey A. ? * (et TOOH BROOH-tay) A Latin sentence meaning "Even you, Brutus??" from the play Julius Caesar, by William Shakespeare. Caesar utters these words as he is being stabbed to death, having recognized his friend JoeyA. among the assassins. 1 "Et tu, JoeyA.??" is...
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    Wire Transfers

    I wouldn't accept it from India or Pakistan.........or NIGERIA ! Oy-Vey ! your pal, Doug
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    Who iz the nicest poster on AZB??

    And Wear PANTS Only if you SHOW UP. Doug
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    Fatboys Tournment Room....Update!!

    Fatboy's Foyer Folly !
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    Fatboys Tournment Room....Update!!

    That's What I'm Known For - My Grandiose Ideas REP for him ? I am currently building a foundation for a room with 24 tables, soft music, crystal chandeliers, a Free buffet and all you can drink for Free. All the rack girls are Playboy Bunnies and if you lose any money.........you get it all...
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    CTE Aiming Video

    I'll Take FOOD For $2000, Alex. SJDinPHX states emphatically: But ONLY, I stress ONLY, if you are blessed with the proper genes. I say again, good luck in your endless pursuit. Dick And therein lies my problem, I couldn't find any genes that FIT. Doug A compulsive eater, behind bars and...
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    Goldrush cue cocobola

    That's Seems Only Fair To Me I didn't read all of them, only five. Apparently, most of the other readers prefer the seperate threads and I'm in the minority. For making you read my reply, I'm going to go ahead and give you all 11 green boxes of Rep. (I noticed that you only had 5 after 2 1/2...
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    Goldrush cue cocobola

    Couldn't you have condensed some of your 8 threads and bumps into just 2 or 3 and not monopolized Page 1 ? Doug
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