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Are You Making Eyes At ME ? Ha, I've gotten so old and so fat that at this point, I'd be pretty much happy to indulge in sex with ANYBODY or ANYTHING. Well, NOT that inflatable blowup doll............ damned hardheaded picky sheep doll. . Doug

He's Me Pal Hey, that's my friend you're talking about. Joey may start out up tight, but he's alright in the end... imo Doug

I Don't 'Play'...I Take It Serious Yeah, he and 3 other guys. Doug (they share the stool)

I 'think' he owns a room in Florida (or did). Someone probably has a photo of him, maybe JAM (she has EVERYBODY)... Doug

Going on the road: Leaving New Orleans with pocketfuls of money and high hopes. Stopping in Fort Walton, FL. as your first stop and going COMPLETELY broke. Not enough money to get any gas to get home, so filling up and then driving off without paying and spending the entire next hour looking...

Was that the tournament with Buddy H., Benny "The Goose", Steve Cook, J.Ditoro, Tommy Kennedy, Dennis Hatch, Tom Brown, C.M.Lee, Ray Martin and 100 others ? Wayne Gunn in the cue shop and T.R. trying to hustle side bet money. I was there every hour and bettng $100 on EVERY table/match the last...

And a Diet Cola Like him or hate him, he's a very good player. Doug .

The Bones Tell All Are you a Professional Poxist ? Have you ever attended Smorg's Advanced School of Poxology ? A 'little' Pox knowledge is a dangeous thing and has been known to rebound back on the giver (kinda like pissing into the wind) :) Doug (don't even get me started on loup garou's)

How Would You Like To Walk A Mile In His Shoes ? The Last Green Mile... You guys are brutal. Don't you know from the news, that it's been raining for 40 days and 40 nights in that area ? Eddie has been building an ARK and loading it with two of each species. Unfortunately, Eddie had to...

I Wanna Play With A Big Cueball I would roll the cheese on every shot and drink a shot on every shot and then simply refuse to die if killed. Doug (the older you get, the less you are putting up) :)

She Laughs & Laughs & Laughs My wife ENCOURAGES me to go out and play pool and poker at every opportunity, because she just LOVES to listen to my bad beat stories and watch my face turn all red and my bottom lip starts to quiver and all..... Doug

tap.....tap.....tap......AAAaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggh hhhhh I could paint it white and use it as a cane... Doug

I Know One When I See One Just what's needed here, a new poster with 7 posts and no reading comprehension. You'll fit right in. WELCOME TO AZB....... it's going to be a long bumpy flight. Doug

Well, there's alot of bread to be made by wheat.... imo Doug *Edited to add: I may have just come up with his slogan, "You Can Make Alot Of Bread With A Wheat Cue."

Charlie aka/ SquirrelSquatch Sweet Marissa should thank her lucky stars that she didn't encounter Louisiana's dreaded and most feared Squrrelsquatch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wxn8boLdxc It will climb up the wall and enter through a window... Doug

Take It To The Bank..... imo I'm not going to insult you about being new here, but the fault in your math is that 20,000 PEOPLE didn't read that thread. As usual, the same 50 PEOPLE clicked on it 400 times each, creating 20,000 VIEWS. Doug

I Thought That Was Too Severe A Penalty To Begin With Well, if anyone has any sewing thread, perhaps we could sew Ronnie's gonads back on while they're still kinda fresh in the jar. Doug (I'm glad it's 'almost' resolved) imo

Pox, Pox, Toil And Trouble............and a never ending gas bubble I apologize to ShawnD. My wife has be in New Orleans for the past 3 weeks and I just picked her up at the airport upon her return home. Apparently, the champagne made me giddy and I didn't bother to re-read the entire thread...

Do NOT Take This Pox Lightly..........I'm A Professional Poxist You owe JAM an apology and a damned sincere one. A pox on your house and your pool game until your forthcoming apology. Doug

I Likes To Take Me Some Guesses Let me guess...... ARNOT ?