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I had a problem with rolling out of bed at night while asleep. I've been taking Viagra for that. :thumbup:

I did. Lot's of fat guys bump their side when making the stroke.

Ak Guy is right. Our mission here on earth has only one goal to accomplish and that is to reproduce. Anything else is secondary. It is the prime directive. And, like Jay, pt, Scott. and many others, I myself dedicated a great deal of my life trying to fulfil that directive. Whenever, and...

Lose 20 pounds. Your problem will go away as if by magic. :)

Thanks, Jay. And, may I say, I'll wager your young lady is as gracious as she is beautiful. :smile:

Not quite a month, looks to me like. Son, I don't think you're gonna last too long around here.

So you thought you'd come over here and spread all your good cheer around.

Proud to know ya, pt. Come up to the Ward room sometime for a cup of joe. We'll take about the old days when we was young and good looking. When men were men. and women knew better. :smile:

Nowhere in this thread is any mention of a new member asking my permission to join, and you know it. This thread centers around those people, like yourself, who come in here with both guns blazing without introducing yourself to the membership. If you look at the very first sticky on the first...

Yes I'm serious, and I can tell right off that you're one of those very people we've been talking about. You've obviously been brought up without manners, and if the truth be known your parents probably sued the condom company right after you were born. Enjoy your stay here,

True, but a person should exercise caution when doing so. A friend of mine, who was a member here, made a request for one of his posts to be deleted. He had regretted some of the things he'd said and wanted to make it right. We were playing One Pocket one afternoon when all of a sudden he began...

A couple of years ago I bought a blow-up doll at a store called "The Garden of Eaton". Eaton is a small town not too far from where I live. Her name is Lola, and we've been going together ever since. A week ago she suffered a pin ***** (no pun intended) and sprang a leak, but I didn't have the...

I suppose I'm the one who will live in the trailer? Oh, what the hell. I guess I could rent the basement to Cuebuddy. :D

Gentlemen, I think that we can all learn a lesson from our good friend Jay. He has proven, once again, that even though we may be too old to cut the mustard, we can still lick the lid. Jay, in the words of that great philosopher, Eric Von Zipper: "You is my hero." :grin:

Well, ain't you all a bunch of whiners, and cry babies. I'm 70 and I look like Paul Newman when he was a teenager. I go to bed at two in the morning and get up at five. And that's after a night of sex. Hell, I walk to the pool hall everyday just to keep from racking up miles on the Corvette. The...

Shooter32 (John), it is my pleasure to meet you. Unlike Cubswin, you are a Southern gentleman. :smile:

Tramp Lock, reporting for duty, Sir.

I do, dammit. Who are you, and what do you want? :grin:

Just to be on the safe side...... Hi, all. My name is Tramp Steamer. I'm 70 years young, I live in the great State of Missouri, and I used to be a hand model for Mulehide Work Gloves. I like long walks on the beach, puppies. and low cost car insurance. My favorite game of pool is One Pocket...

Well, it's about time. :grin: