If I had a cue made with ivory in it, I would use it to break dom_poppa's fingers so we would get a break from his bullshit threads.
The slaughter of an elephant would totally be worth getting rid of this douche bag.
So wait, are you telling me that if I go out and purchase a plain shirt, then pay to ship it to you, then pay you $20, then pay to have the shirt shipped back, you will put your company's logo on it?!?!?????
Since you like to be so literal, I will also add that it is stupid to use TOI. Even a fool will tell you that you can't touch the cue ball, and definitely can't touch it's insides.
Now back to your regularly scheduled nonsensical CJ BS.