You might be a pool junkie if you...

Walt Frazier

Walt Frazier

Banned
If you hold The McCumber book"playing off the rail" with as much respect and reverance as most people do the bible.....

If you've thrown away more than three perfectly good white shirts because you could'nt get the blue chalk stains out of them......

If you wake up at 3 A.M. in a cold sweat screaming "On The Snap Baby!!"

If you've watched "The Color Of Money" over 100 times and you know all of Paul Newman's lines..word for word..(btw,Grady stole the show with his cameo)

If you named your newborn son Simonis.

If you wall paper your kitchen in 860 cloth.

If you place an order at Buger King and request a large ferrule with your meal....

If just the mention of the words "shaft" or "butt"(depending on your gender)give you an..er..ya know..

If you thought the Bicentennial was an observance for pool balls....

If you consider Earl Strickland as a role model for your kids...

If you've got Efren saying"I got lucky" on your ring tone......

If you sent the video of Efren's two rail kick shot(against Earl) to the CIA for probable belief of a supernatural phenomenon....

If you have watched the sun go down,come back up,then go down again without stepping one foot outside the pool hall..not for once....

If you marched around the streets of NYC with a sign that read" Bring Back Jean" and "Jean Balukas Rules!!"

If you consider Luther Lassiter an American hero.....

If you have Pat Fleming's cell number on speed dial..

If you cancelled plans to go to your 11 year old's softball game because"Jack Cooney's in town...

If you wish Harry Platis was a supreme court Justice...

If you think that Corey Deuel is a bigger star than Matt Damon..

If sometimes you refer to your boss Mr.Peterson..as "Sneaky Pete"

If you spent your honeymoon at the derby city classic...
 
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supergreenman

supergreenman

truly addicted
Silver Member
- cut short a bedroom adventure to go play some
- your first date with a woman involves a pool hall
- your bathroom sink is stained chalk blue
- the pockets of every pair of pants you own are stained chalk blue
- in the second just before an accident you wonder if you should put inside spin or outside spin on your car to minimize deflection:p
 
Walt Frazier

Walt Frazier

Banned
hahahahahahahahahaaha

supergreenman said:
- in the second just before an accident you wonder if you should put inside spin or outside spin on your car to minimize deflection:p
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That's too funny!!!! hahahahahahahaha...I can't stop laughing..:p :p :p
 
Stones

Stones

YEAH, I'M WOOFING AT YOU!
Silver Member
If the first words out of your newborn aren't "Mama" or "Dada" but "Wannaplaysome?".

If the reading material in your library (bathroom) is only pool related.

If someone asks you directions and you have to give them as to the nearest poolroom.

If any of your pets are named "Jellyroll" (guilty), 8 ball, etc.

If your day doesn't start until the crack of noon. (when the poolroom opens)

if you fear missing one day of playing pool will take you out of stroke.
 
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Inzombiac

Inzombiac

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Silver Member
-If the meaning of the word "action" , to you, has nothing to do with a female.
-If you've ever accidentally washed blue stains into an entire load of clothes.
-If you've ever given a friend a "tap tap tap" instead of laughing at their joke.

BIG ONE:
-If you've ever ended a relationship over pool.

-If you wake up early on sunday to watch tourney reruns on ESPN classic.
-If you've ever referred to your cue as your baby. (guilty)
-If you miss a few days at your pool hall and the manager puts out a missing person's report.

-Zom
 
Njhustler1

Njhustler1

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
If you critique a player's stance and shot selection...in a beer commercial!
 
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Inzombiac

Inzombiac

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Silver Member
Njhustler1 said:
If you critique a player's stance and shot selection in a beer commercial.
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OMG guilty. I don't care if its the hottest girl in the world doing it, I'm borderline livid if she's shooting incorrectly. The T.V. has no ears tho. :(

Another:

-If you've ever traveled to another state to play one person.
 
rogelioii

rogelioii

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
........ if while sitting on the toilet, you imagine random layouts on any rectangular surface.
 
Walt Frazier

Walt Frazier

Banned
A few more

If you dumped your girfriend because she hates one pocket..or even worse,you dated her sister because she loves it...

If you have a lathe in your living room...

If you wrote a letter to the U.S.Treasurer demanding Efren Reyes face on the new hundreds....

If you wear a cue glove..on both hands..

If you raise hell with the local school board because your kid is not learning the diamond system in class......

If you've ever called your wife a "nit" when she'd forget to pay a bill...

If whenever your girl says "let's slow drag" you automatically invision low english tip position...

If you've ever referred to a promiscuous woman as a "hanger"....

If you've ever been on the road with Jack Hynes...

If you think Scotty Townsend is funnier than Jim Carey...
 
nyjoe14.1

nyjoe14.1

AzB Silver Member
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This may be the greatest thread I?ve ever seen on this board lol!!

Dam I saw myself in a lot of those! :eek:
 
K

Ky Boy

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
Here you go Walt:

If you write more than 10 new threads a week on your favorite pool discussion forum!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gary
 
bomber

bomber

Jeopardy Is My Road Game
Silver Member
1. If you have given your students book work instead of real teaching so that you could watch the skins game on espn. (I only did it because Keith was playing)

2. If you think the Balitmore Bullet is one of the greatest comedies of all time.

3. If you have ever had someone tell you that you sucked at 8 ball when you and your opponent were playing one pocket.

4. If you think Winning One Pocket/Shots, Moves, and Strategies are worth the money you paid for it.

5. You have actually thought of nicknaming one of your children "Cornbread"

6. You have taken personal days off of work to attend a pool tournament.

7. You have called in sick due to a gambling match lasting till dawn.

8. If you think Mr. Clean Magic Erasers were made to clean pool cue shafts.\

9. If you have favorite "pool shoes"

10. And you might be a pool junkie if...you have an AZBilliards account.
 
Jimmy M.

Jimmy M.

Insomniac
Silver Member
supergreenman said:
- cut short a bedroom adventure to go play some
- your first date with a woman involves a pool hall
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I have done this and I definitely didn't come away from the situation with a rain-check. Girls take this crap so personally! :rolleyes:
 
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Secaucus Fats

Banned
1.) When people at the pool hall worry that you weren't there the night before.

2.) When you have pool dreams or nightmares.

3.) When your hamper smells like the pool hall.

4.) When you use terms like "strong or rough action" to describe things that have nothing to do with pool.

5.) When you say things like "Denny's gives IHOP the 7 and the 8".

6.) When you go to the pool hall first after just getting back from an out of town tournament.

7.) When everybody at the pool hall knows your name and you don't know most of them.

8.) When you spend holidays in the pool hall.

9.) When the very first place people think of when looking for you is the pool hall.

10.) When people stop asking you "What are you doing tonight?".

11.) When you spend more time playing pool than at work, or home.

12.) When you cue goes with you everywhere you go.

Fats
 
BWTadpole

BWTadpole

The Nitcracker
Silver Member
This one happened to me just last night

- If after a long pool session, you have trouble sleeping because every little noise sounds like something in a pool hall.

Shot for twelve hours, and as soon as I started drifting into sleep that night (rather, 7 in the morning), I was shocked awake by what I SWORE were the sound of kick shots. You could hear the cushion and everything!
 
Ktown D

Ktown D

Neverwuzzz
Silver Member
Secaucus Fats said:
1.) When people at the pool hall worry that you weren't there the night before.

2.) When you have pool dreams or nightmares.

3.) When your hamper smells like the pool hall.

4.) When you use terms like "strong or rough action" to describe things that have nothing to do with pool.

5.) When you say things like "Denny's gives IHOP the 7 and the 8".

6.) When you go to the pool hall first after just getting back from an out of town tournament.

7.) When everybody at the pool hall knows your name and you don't know most of them.

8.) When you spend holidays in the pool hall.

9.) When the very first place people think of when looking for you is the pool hall.

10.) When people stop asking you "What are you doing tonight?".

11.) When you spend more time playing pool than at work, or home.

12.) When you cue goes with you everywhere you go.

Fats
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Damn, that's some eerie sh*t right there. Have you been talkin' to my old lady? That used to describe me to a T.
 
Walt Frazier

Walt Frazier

Banned
Don't be a hater ....

KY BOY said:
Here you go Walt:

If you write more than 10 new threads a week on your favorite pool discussion forum!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gary
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My,My,My, Are we jealous ....?:eek: :eek:

It's Ok, I realize that you wished you would have come up with this thread..but you know what?..You did'nt.:) :) :)
 
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