You might be a pool junkie if you...

Melissa Herndon said:
If you join the dating scene, and realize that you can't relate at all to non-pool players because you don't go to movies or concerts or clubs, you haven't done anything outdoorsy in over a decade, and being in the sunlight gives you a headache.
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Marry me? :D
 
if you leave work at 3 (2 hours early :D) every day so you can grab the only big table at the pool hall when they open at 4:00.

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//i'm leaving now...
 
......When you are at work and realize that AZ is down for the day and you won't be able to check it! You have to do some work instead!

I mean you can't check it while on your lunch break, yea that is what I meant!
 
If you get on AZ to inquire about the pool halls in the city where your family has decided to vacation.
JoeyA
 
Njhustler1 said:
Marry me? :D
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The ceremony would have to take place in a pool hall of course! And I think that maybe we should have Steve Tipton or Scott Smith officiate! And we could get Accustats to film the event! LOL :p
 
...if you drive past a swimming pool supply store, see a sign in the window advertising POOL ACID, and you go in and ask for some nine-ball acid.
 
laughs

Thanks Guys! Very funny thread!! And darn accurate!!! Resembles me too often. Regards, Kennyratt
 
If your bridge hand always has a blue stain on the Palm

If your pool cue costs more than your wifes wedding ring.

You get in an argument with your wife and you offer a lag to decide it:D

When someone says "combination" safes or asian food does not come to mind first.

When you tell your wife your going fishing it does not involve a pole.

If you named you cue "whoop @ss"

You have a cue with you at all times.

You play pool when your out of town on a vacation with the wife and kids.

You hate camping because you can't find any action.
 
Oh yeah.

You see a "pool" sign on a hotel at the beach and you slow down to see if it is a new poolroom you didn't know about.

You tell your friend who just got his law degree that "he can still get the seven."

You would rather flip back and forth between the porno your girlfriend has just rented to watch the 1996 US Open highlights.

Skip work for anything pool-related.

Watch a match on ESPN knowing who won in advance.

Totally forgot what day it was after two or three days of straight action.
 
If you'll shoot on any green, anytime, anywhere.

Story: I was at a work function for the air force where we were cleaning up the airmen dormatory. We were all taking a break (practically my whole squadron) in their day room which had the slantiest, most horribly abused table, and sub standard cues. This guy from another flight looks at me and says, "You think you can play cus you read all those books? Play me now and we'll see."

"Right now? On this?" I said.

"What you scared?" I reacted much like Marty McFly would to being called chicken, and proceeded to whoop him on said crook table using the lean to my advantage. I must have had 7 of my balls in the leaning corner pocket.
 
Movies

....If you know there are more than two pool movies that have been made.

.....If you actually took the time to watch some of the other pool movies hoping that they would actually be worth watching!

....If you have more than two pool movies in your DVD collection!
 
Got ya beat

Inzombiac said:
If you'll shoot on any green, anytime, anywhere.

Story: I was at a work function for the air force where we were cleaning up the airmen dormatory. We were all taking a break (practically my whole squadron) in their day room which had the slantiest, most horribly abused table, and sub standard cues. This guy from another flight looks at me and says, "You think you can play cus you read all those books? Play me now and we'll see."

"Right now? On this?" I said.

"What you scared?" I reacted much like Marty McFly would to being called chicken, and proceeded to whoop him on said crook table using the lean to my advantage. I must have had 7 of my balls in the leaning corner pocket.
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I got you beat! When I was in the military I was in Georgia in my training course (AIT). I couldn't leave the first 4 weeks of the class because we were in phase, and you have to earn your free time off base.

Anyway, they had a pool table with one cue, but there was no tip on it. There was also no chalk. So I wound up gluing an eraser to the ferrule just so I could bang some balls around.

It actually played pretty good, and you didn't need chalk! LOL

Once I was able to get off base I went and bought me a cue and some chalk!
 
move

If you think about relocating to another area, when the all pool halls in your area close down.
 
.................if you think of moving to another area because there is more action, and you know it's better for you to improve!
 
when ur camping with the family and find a signal for ur pocket pc to check updates on the ring game.....lol swear to god
 
if your only wall plaques for success are from the APA, TAP, and VNEA

if you have to have your boss attend an important bid opening because of a tournament that starts
friday morning

your office has a pool table thats used for a desk and drafting table

you eat three meals a day in the pool hall

you have a picture display of Ga Young Kim instead of your mother or girlfriend

you named your daughter Amboynia

all of your shot glasses are stolen from pool halls






if
 
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