I'm not the one who has all of my posts from 20 years ago ready to pull out and fondle whenever the yearning strikes. I hear from reliable sources that you have an actual shrine to me with all my posts pinned up on your wall and flowers and candles and everything...
Don't worry; I get you - I know that when you try to sound like you're insulting me what you're really doing is shouting your love from the rooftops. Unchain your heart!
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