No no that's the layman's ignorant assumption. These are clearly specially formulated with microdroplets carefully manufactured in the vacuum of space to have an UtlraPrecision(tm) anti-abrasion polymer reaction with the surface. Thus the resulting film perfectly adjusts to each users skin cells to create a frictionless bond allowing for an UltraGlide(tm) environment that enhances the application of spin by 63.7% over the best shaft ever tested. Only Revo Wipes with a Revo shaft can achieve this level of human-shaft grafting.
Get with the program people, Technology - Unquestionable - Unchallengeable - UnUnderstandable.
Maybe I need to change the batteries on my sarcasm meter, but it's not responding to this. This is a sarcastic response, right?