Those techniques didnt really help me much. "Hi my names Nestofarian Bologneseri!" Me --okay his face kinda might look like a birds nest from far away let me picture a bowl of meat sauce on a birds nest. "Hi my names Fernado Cigliore!" Okay he looks a little like a fern" Gimme a F'n break!!!
Gotta be a reason his "great" books were sold late at night on TV with professional actors sounding like the books made their lives better. Quite the marketing gimmick, but then again, folks ship money to Nigerian email scams too