$1 wine bottle drop challenge
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Guy - " BUT YOU CANT LEAVE ME, I GOT HAND!!!! "
Girl - " AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT !!!!"
Not getting in the middle, Fight when u want.
In college my gf told me in a fit of drunken anger:
I hope your dick falls off and dogs eat it!
....that count?
I hope your dick falls off and dogs eat it!
....that count?
Maybe she was letting you know that you needed a trip to the clinic lol because she had been a bad bad, dirty little girl. Ain't that just how it always happens ��
Bet you're right. It's no wonder I dumped that crazy b!tch after a hot tub 3 way, me, her, and her sister.
Big fun, but that sister on sister action looked a little too natural and familiar for them,
just a little to kinky, even for me
Never had the sis & sis combo but believe it or not HAVE had mommy and daughter show! You may say " oh my, what white trash they are " and you would be correct! But oh boy were they hot, the daughter especially and we all sure did have that trailer 'arockin and they sure we're alotta fun!!!! Those were the days oh yeah ������
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Pay the man.
Winner!!$$$
I'm not going to the SBE, but this is a true story that happened to a fishing buddy of mine. At least I think it is true, as he's told it many times and it never changed. It's also totally believable when you know the people involved. He had dragged his girlfriend with him on a fishing trip to some god forsaken rainy sh-hole and rented a cabin by the river. I don't know how he got her to come with him up there, he must have promised her the world and more. Anyway he spent every waking minute by the river, while she obviously was bored out of her mind, not being interested in fishing herself. She was, however a tough-as-nails woman who didn't take nonsense from anyone (nurse, of course).
One day at the end of the week, he got up at dawn and caught a huge salmon, about 16 pounds. He thought it would be funny to sneak into the cabin and maneuver the salmon into the arms of his still sleeping girlfriend, expecting the usual female reaction to this sort of thing. Instead she did little more than raise an eyebrow. Surprised he exclaimed (roughly translated) "I thought you would be grossed out?" and then the ice cold reply: "Why would I be? He's better company than you, and he smells better!". They're not together anymore.
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Well, there is a small chance she had actually read Homer's Odyssey and she was quoting him....
I'm not even joking. https://records.viu.ca/~johnstoi/homer/odyssey22.htm scroll down to line 588-589
Bmore Ummmmm. You didn't happen to video that encounter??????????? Mitch
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I almost got into a three way once but I decided it wouldn't be good to piss off two women at the same time instead of only one.
Another time a three way was presented to me I got away since she wanted me and another guy!!! Mitch
Another time a three way was presented to me I got away since she wanted me and another guy!!! Mitch
Sorry Mitch, no such luck. A gentleman would never do anything like that. Not to mention it was so long ago it was probably pre video lol. What a crew that was though. Also said she was divoriced, come to find out hubby was working night shifts. My buddy sure knew how to pick me lol.
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