1st Annual Tornado Open Sept. 30- Oct.4, 2015

I loved this event. Many thanks to all the pros that turned out. I've never been to a large tournament with pros before and I only live a mile from the venue so I treated myself and took off work and bought vip ticket. I'm ashamed to say how many hours I spent in the venue from Wed night through Sunday night. I personally loved it. Dennis O deserved to win both 9 and 10 ball. He as at the venue before I got there (and I normally got there an hour before the matches); rack, break repeat non stop for a couple hours, play match, go to another table and hit balls, continue break practice etc... he definitely put his time in. After he won the 10 ball I congratulated him and told him he was one that deserved it. I talked about him putting so much practice in and he told me he saw me watching every minute. He said he worked hard to win this but gives me a pat on the back and tells me I get a specator award. Really cool guy as all the pros were. Many thanks to to Vivian and Linda to arranging all this and for people to show. If this continues to go on every year I will certainly be back.
 
they had them posted right next to the brackets but I don't recall what they were. sorry
 
Payouts are not on AZB purses yet either. Did they post what the entry fees were for each event? Johnnyt
 
tomatoetom said:
But where are the payouts? great event except payouts,why the big mystery?
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Not sure about open 9 ball and ladies payouts i will see if i can find them
9 ball had about the same amount of players and had the same entry and added money so payout prolly close to the same as 10 ball

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You sure know how to tease.
JoeyA

cesarmorales said:
Well if you must know about the pretty women there I will tell.

Last night two of the local beauties, I will just call them JB and Ai, made their appearance at the tournament.

Here is a little background about these two hot gals, and I mean hotttt.....

When I started playing at the fast eddies, embassy a couple of years ago I was matching up with the best of their group of hustlers and holding my own. After a few months one of them asked me if I would like to join his APA league team. What, APA, I don't think so. But it was a Sunday league and I showed up one Sunday to get in on the cheap daytime rate and the hustler told me about his team members.

Whoa, that is when I saw who his team members were. Three hustlers and two hotties.

That is when I figured it was time to join the APA. JB is an oriental beauty and Ai is a blonde Norwegian looking bombshell. Sort of looks like Jasmin but with more stuff if you know what I mean. Like stuffed into hot pants and a halter top. This gal makes a $3 dollar old navy t-shirt look like a $100 Victoria's secret top.

It turns out JB is the team captain and she and Ai use their looks to get the best players on their team. They are apa 3 and 4 but win alot because of the team they can assemble.

A few weeks after I joined the team I noticed a patch on JB's case called RACKLESS NIGHT. As a joke I said to JB, I bet Efren Reyes does not have one of those. She said, well, maybe, does he play well, is he a local. What is his APA rating.

Wow, my team captain has no clue who Efren is?????

So, when they showed up at the tornado tournament the first thing I did has take them to meet Efren so JB could get a photo with him.

I would love to post photos of these two gals but if I did, they would find out and kick my ass. Ai had a harley and a full auto ar15, she is an instructor at a local gym.

So, next year be sure and come to the tornado tournament and maybe they will show up again for man kinds viewing pleasure.
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The show may me over the credits are still scrolling here in San Antonio boys and girls.

Allison and Efren are running around town doing appearances. Efren was at Gcue billiards on Tuesday for a two hour gig but ended up sticking around until 6am playing a local some one pocket for 500 a set. Giving the local 10-6 they ended up even.

I hear Efren is visiting local fast eddies pool rooms during the day to stay in stroke.

The spam has ended but the sketchiness continues for all of the sickos that have encouraged me.

So, all non sickos should not read any further.

A guy from out of state showed up for the tournament that I know. He played in the 10 ball event and I told him that we should get together on Sunday after the tournament to catch up on things. When I got to the Tournament late Sunday afternoon I could not find him and he would not answer his phone. I saw on the bracket list that he had been eliminated earlier that day and figured he may have just packed up and started driving back home.

He called me up today from home, he said he was sorry that he did not get back to me sooner but he was busy. He said that after he got knocked out of the tournament he was hitting balls around on one of the tables away from the main four tables and a woman sat down to watch him. After awhile she asked him if he was a pool hustler and he asked, why do you want to know. She said he saw a local news show that mentioned the tournament and always wanted to meet a real pool hustler.

He told me, well I know easy action when I see it so after buying her a couple of drinks and showing her some trick shots we headed for my hotel room.

He said this woman was a screamer. He tried to put a pillow over her head to cut down on the noise but in less than one hour he hears a knock on the door.

He looks through the peep hole and sees two of San Antonio's finest. One male and one female San Antonio police department. He grabbed a towel to cover up his trusty jump cue and opened the door.

He said he asked, can I help you and the female office said, MAYBEEEE with a smile on her face and gleam in her eye. The male officer took over and said we have reports of what sounds like a murder happening here. The front desk list only one person in this room, is that you. Yes sir. Is there anyone else in the room with you, Yes sir.

About that time his new best friend shows up at the door in her birthday suit and asks if there is a problem. The male cop asked if she was alright as he gawked. She said, oh yeeees I am just fine. The male cop gained his composure and asked for ID. My friend gets his from his pants on the floor and gives it go the female cop. He said I swear she looked at it and said, shit, from out of town.

The male cop takes the ladies ID and says, oh, local, well I will remember you because if I ever come across you again I am going in the other direction.

My friend said that when he checked out the next day the lady at the front desk said, oh, room @@@, that's the room we had to not book within three or four rooms when people were checking in yesterday.

I asked my friend if he was going to come back next year and he said, well, I did not place in the money but the side action was great.
 
Houstoer said:
. I'm ashamed to say how many hours I spent in the venue from Wed night through Sunday night.
DON'T BE!!!!

He said he worked hard to win this but gives me a pat on the back and tells me I get a spectator award.
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Haha. That is really cool.:thumbup:
 
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