3000 Posts, AZ and Me.

crawfish

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Well, I hit it. Unreal. I have too much free time on my hands. But, here is what I will say.

I enjoy sharing BS stories and occurrences with other pool nuts. Face it. Pool is a lifestyle. I am always using the lingo ("The Benz could give the Cadillac the seven") We live it. There isn't an hour (unless there's sex involved) that I am not making or thinking of a pool analogy or moment. Sick? Maybe. We could be worse. Yes, I said "We." You know it and I know it. It IS A LIFESTYLE. Put a bunch of poolplayers in a room and just watch. No comedian is funnier than a bunch of players late night at a tournament.

I've met quite a few of you guys and enjoyed all of it. I'm not the easiest person to like in the poolroom. Outside, anyone will tell you I'll go outta my way to help anyone that I just don't hate. But, in the poolroom, totally different personna. I've bought and sold cues with all success of not being fu#$ed in the process (not like the Bay). I've gotten the line on most everyone I needed. Double Steered only once on here (how did you like the payback for that one? You know who you are.). Talked on the phone with a lot of you guys and enjoyed all of it. AZ has basically given us the pool atmosphere without being there. I've even had action because of a couple of posts.

All in all, I enjoy posting and fu#$ing with a certain few, telling tales and barking. I even enjoy reading Fatboy's posts when I can decipher them (although I'm not a ball hugger like some). There's years of stories and experience on here, so soak it all in you newcomers. Anyone ever in town, pm me and we'll hit a few and bs around. There might even be a beer drunk between us.

Great place to vent, tell tales, buy and sell, get the line, create action, piss the right people off, and learn what's going on in "OUR WORLD." No denying it, pool is a sub-culture all of it's own. I'm an addict. There, I said it.

To those of you I offend.... "whatever." To those allies..."Nice."

Back to work. I do work 50 a week, believe it or not.
 
Well, I hit it. Unreal. I have too much free time on my hands. But, here is what I will say.

I enjoy sharing BS stories and occurrences with other pool nuts. Face it. Pool is a lifestyle. I am always using the lingo ("The Benz could give the Cadillac the seven") We live it. There isn't an hour (unless there's sex involved) that I am not making or thinking of a pool analogy or moment. Sick? Maybe. We could be worse. Yes, I said "We." You know it and I know it. It IS A LIFESTYLE. Put a bunch of poolplayers in a room and just watch. No comedian is funnier than a bunch of players late night at a tournament.

I've met quite a few of you guys and enjoyed all of it. I'm not the easiest person to like in the poolroom. Outside, anyone will tell you I'll go outta my way to help anyone that I just don't hate. But, in the poolroom, totally different personna. I've bought and sold cues with all success of not being fu#$ed in the process (not like the Bay). I've gotten the line on most everyone I needed. Double Steered only once on here (how did you like the payback for that one? You know who you are.). Talked on the phone with a lot of you guys and enjoyed all of it. AZ has basically given us the pool atmosphere without being there. I've even had action because of a couple of posts.

All in all, I enjoy posting and fu#$ing with a certain few, telling tales and barking. I even enjoy reading Fatboy's posts when I can decipher them (although I'm not a ball hugger like some). There's years of stories and experience on here, so soak it all in you newcomers. Anyone ever in town, pm me and we'll hit a few and bs around. There might even be a beer drunk between us.

Great place to vent, tell tales, buy and sell, get the line, create action, piss the right people off, and learn what's going on in "OUR WORLD." No denying it, pool is a sub-culture all of it's own. I'm an addict. There, I said it.

To those of you I offend.... "whatever." To those allies..."Nice."

Back to work. I do work 50 a week, believe it or not.

Youre surprised that you have 3000 posts? After reading this post, it's obvious why. You're a chatterbox! :smile:


Eric >looking forward to meeting Keith one day
 
That was sweet pumkin...makes me wanna drink my own piss! When you stop bleeding from your man vag and grow a sack hit me up.

P.S. Your boy Romeo is having trouble paying off $80, I think he owes $30 now. Whats going on in the world today?
Pretty funny. Since when is he "my boy?" I nailed it pretty close, heh?
 
Pretty funny. Since when is he "my boy?" I nailed it pretty close, heh?

I need a week in King Street to get my swagger back. I'm calling Danny Odom today...he's the Mickey to my Rocky.

Yeah you hit the hammer on the head. Or however that phrase goes. I'll resume listening to gangsta rap at my desk now. Good Day Cookie.
 
making me wonder @ ya'll

I need a week in King Street to get my swagger back. I'm calling Danny Odom today...he's the Mickey to my Rocky.

Yeah you hit the hammer on the head. Or however that phrase goes. I'll resume listening to gangsta rap at my desk now. Good Day Cookie.

I need a hieroglyphics translator with a phd in small ball physics on this post and especially the previous Mikey. Say what? Cookie? Pumkin? Man vag - wtf is that?

Crazy, just crazy. :cool:

Really tho, people are gonna start asking questions real soon! :eek:

BTW, craw, you're sick and beautiful. Congrats on 3k yo.

:thumbup:
 
I need a hieroglyphics translator with a phd in small ball physics on this post and especially the previous Mikey. Say what? Cookie? Pumkin? Man vag - wtf is that?

Crazy, just crazy. :cool:

Really tho, people are gonna start asking questions real soon! :eek:

BTW, craw, you're sick and beautiful. Congrats on 3k yo.

:thumbup:

What can I say he's a sweetie pie...A man vag is the same as a man cooter or man coochie..I bet he watched "The Notebook" last night.

You called him beautiful though??? Don't start a love triangle unless you can handle getting stabbed and shot JK
 
What can I say he's a sweetie pie...A man vag is the same as a man cooter or man coochie..I bet he watched "The Notebook" last night.

You called him beautiful though??? Don't start a love triangle unless you can handle getting stabbed and shot JK
What the fu#$ is wrong with the notebook, Mikey? I love James Garner, uh, that guy that plays the tough guy.

And once again, I haven't stabbed anybody in quite a while. Man, you guys just won't drop it, will ya?
 
I've been in the shadows for some time now here on AZ, never did make my own account, just read everything! I'm finally starting to post, only due to guys like you though! So thanks :-) Keep on going, congrats on the 3k!

The Notebook: I don't care what anyone says, that movie is a tear jerker!
 
Congrats Craw. It is always a pleasure to read your posts as they are usually informative, in a degenerate gambler sorta way, and more often than not friggin hilarious, particularly when Mikey adds to your already polished technique. Hope to one day hit some balls with you but be prepared to give up the 6 ball to attempt to get in my pocket.:D

Todd<~~~thinks he has the line on the Crawfish
 
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