$480,000 USD table

Nyquil

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This is the most hideous looking table I have ever seen.

https://artemest.com/en-us/products/sinfonia-billiard-table

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So that thing is an abomination but I'm kind of intrigued about playing on one of these:

https://artemest.com/en-us/products/teckell-t1-3-walnut-pool-table
My prediction: the third time you bump your hip into the glass corner of that thing, you'll be looking for a large rock or a sledge hammer.
 
The volume of the table is listed by the manufacturer as about 5 megacoulombs. Quite shocking.

That table belongs in the right kind of room which neither one of us will ever have.
Bob, Howdy;
Aren't those megacoulombs an electrical measurement?
hank
 
Nobody will.

pj
chgo
Speaking from first hand experience there isn’t a house big enough to hide that thing in. I’ve had plenty of big houses over the years, nothing I’d waste space to store that thing in.

I get it-it’s “art”, like they say in the car biz “there’s a ass for every seat”. However I think it’s gonna take a very long time to sell that table. And the resale value will be 5.8364% of the price they are asking now-on a good day.

Fatboy<——-lies nice things, but this isn’t nice
 
Bob, Howdy;
Aren't those megacoulombs an electrical measurement?
hank
Well, it's a physical quantity of charge (number of electrons) so it's electronics and physics. That much charge would raise a human body to about 50,000,000,000,000,000 volts -- your hair would definitely stand on end. It's the number of electrons that would flow if you had 1,000 amps flowing for 5,000 seconds.
 
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I can see that table sitting in some corner in hell surrounded by demons, with one of us in there playing a game of 8 ball where the object balls are endlessly respawning so you can never get to shoot the 8 in, and with the top 5 troll guys on AZB walking around the table giving you constant advice on how to play and the rules you should be using. Justin shows up between shots to show you the full creative output of cues over the past 100 years one at a time asking what the model is and how much it's worth. Plus all the chalk is Lava and there is a ding in the shaft no matter which way you turn it.

That site is... interesting. Over $8,000 chair that looks like a cross between a dog muppet and a toilet.


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You can also buy a sideboard that looks like something out of IKEA for kids for the price of a Toyota Camry.

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I can see that table sitting in some corner in hell surrounded by demons, with one of us in there playing a game of 8 ball where the object balls are endlessly respawning so you can never get to shoot the 8 in, and with the top 5 troll guys on AZB walking around the table giving you constant advice on how to play and the rules you should be using. Justin shows up between shots to show you the full creative output of cues over the past 100 years one at a time asking what the model is and how much it's worth. Plus all the chalk is Lava and there is a ding in the shaft no matter which way you turn it.

That site is... interesting. Over $8,000 chair that looks like a cross between a dog muppet and a toilet.


benr59uxd0elx53fgh36kui1k60t


You can also buy a sideboard that looks like something out of IKEA for kids for the price of a Toyota Camry.

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I like the fuzzy chair
 
So that thing is an abomination but I'm kind of intrigued about playing on one of these:

https://artemest.com/en-us/products/teckell-t1-3-walnut-pool-table
Looks cool. Not so sure it plays good however..

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