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Tramp Steamer

Tramp Steamer

One Pocket enthusiast.
Silver Member
Now, I know that to you guys who have 15, 20, even 30 thousand posts, my 6 grand is no big deal. But it is to me.
So how about we celebrate with a joke?

This pool player was driving home from the pool hall late one night when he fell asleep at the wheel an ran off the road.
He was rushed to the hospital where doctors had no other choice but to remove his penis.
During the operation one of the doctors informed the others that earlier in the day a baby elephant had been born at the local zoo, but had unfortunately died. He suggested that they replace the man's penis with the baby elephant's trunk. "At least the man might be able to have some some sort of a relationship with his wife," said the doctor. They all agreed.
Later that day the surgery was performed successfully, and three weeks later the man was sent home.
That first night home he was at the dinner table with his wife, and she asked him how he was feeling.
"Pretty good," he said. "You want to see something really cool?"
"Sure," said his wife.
He reached under the table and unzipped his pants. "See that dinner roll on my plate? Watch this."
He began to concentrate and in a couple of minutes a baby elephant's trunk slowly rises over the edge of the table, sniffs around the dinner plate, then snatches the dinner roll off the plate and disappears back under the table.
"Amazing," says his wife. "Can you do it again?"
"I'd rather not," replies the guy. "I'd don't feel like having another dinner roll shoved up my ass." :)
 
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Tramp Steamer said:
Now, I know that to you guys who have 15, 20, even 30 thousand posts, my 6 grand is no big deal. But it is to me.
So how about we celebrate with a joke?

This pool player was driving home from the pool hall late one night when he fell asleep at the wheel an ran off the road.
He was rushed to the hospital where doctors had no other choice but to remove his penis.
During the operation one of the doctors informed the others that earlier in the day a baby elephant had been born at the local zoo, but had unfortunately died. He suggested that they replace the man's penis with the baby elephant's trunk. "At least the man might be able to have some some sort of a relationship with his wife," said the doctor. They all agreed.
Later that day the surgery was performed successfully, and three weeks later the man was sent home.
That first night home he was at the dinner table with his wife, and she asked him how he was feeling.
"Pretty good," he said. "You want to see something really cool?"
"Sure," said his wife.
He reached under the table and unzipped his pants. "See that dinner roll on my plate? Watch this."
He began to concentrate and in a couple of minutes a baby elephant's trunk slowly rises over the edge of the table, sniffs around the dinner plate, then snatches the dinner roll off the plate and disappears back under the table.
"Amazing," says his wife. "Can you do it again?"
"I'd rather not," replies the guy. "I'd don't feel like having another dinner roll shoved up my ass." :)
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Moral of the story. A big dick ain't no big thing.
 
Hey Tramp,

Congadulations on another mile post. Please stay healthy for another 4K! Don't ever lose your sense of humor.

Lyn
 
pt109 said:
Sev has a dozen personalities....so his 72,000 posts are only equal to your 6,000.

pt...stats analyser
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I am a small fish compared to yourself and the Trampster, I don't post much but I do watch this forum in utter amazement.
Happy 6K Tramp, you pt and a handful of others keep me coming back.
 
when 5k was coming up for me, forget whom but someone mentioned "make it special" may have been onepocketjohn maybe......i was thinking "heck yea i will"

well i do what i do and go answer a few questions, b***h a few other people out.....tell a few funny stories....huh i ought to be closer now.

passed it up and was on 5003 bawhahahahahahhaha
 
Congrats on 6k tramp, sprayed my water all over my screen. Could have been worse, this morning it would have been my coffee:groucho:

To 6k more,

-Kat,
 
Well done Tramp

You have posted some pretty good stuff. :clapping:


It has taken me 5 years to sign up for an account with AZB.

Now I have 2. :)

Doubt I will ever get to 100.
 
Tramp, you would have more posts if you stopped daydreaming about that girl on the swing. ;)
 
Neil said:
Tramp, you would have more posts if you stopped daydreaming about that girl on the swing. ;)
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quality over quantity.....remember father of ghost, once there lived a man whos motto and strategy was "en mass" as a way to make opinions factual.:p

the french beat the english......well ill be

your loving son,
Greyghost
 
TurboDraw said:
You have posted some pretty good stuff. :clapping:


It has taken me 5 years to sign up for an account with AZB.

Now I have 2. :)

Doubt I will ever get to 100.
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I read for three years before I joined....it was a great place to get the current pool news.
....often as it happened.
Once you get started, that first hundred comes quick.

I don't like pro-tapered shafts. ...to me, they hit weak....carom taper is the way I roll....
....whaddiya think?
:smile:
 
I think I wont get drug into the mud slinging with LD shafts or Aiming Systems.

But you win.. lol

I now have 3.
 
Congrats TS

Your posts always put me in the mind of how information should never be mistaken for knowledge... But then real knowledge however, is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Thank you for helping to illuminate the path.

Lesh
 
Lesh said:
Congrats TS
Your posts always put me in the mind of how information should never be mistaken for knowledge... But then real knowledge however, is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Thank you for helping to illuminate the path.
Lesh
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Thanks, Lesh. That was well put.
There's always more than one way to de-furr a feline. My attempts at humor are used to remind members not to take this stuff so damned seriously, and that what we do is only a bunch of games where we knock balls into holes in a table with a stick. At other times, the humor is just for the pure hell of it.
I'm only continuing what the great Smorg started a long time ago. Smorg, however, was much more elegant in his presentation and certainly less pretentious.
There are lots of people here who don't care for me, or my wit, but what the hell, it comes with the territory. :smile:
 
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