8 Ball Online Guide

Ghosst

Broom Handle Mafia
Silver Member
I'll bite if only to provide this video for you. It's a quick, easy, and free way to spend 10 minutes learning to play better and it will give you some basic terminology we all use.

As far as, "unofficial" rules, I understand what you were trying to get at, but realize that those, "unofficial", rules vary from bar to bar, like it or not. That's why we have standardized rules and descriptions for situations; so we all speak the same language.

Good luck with your game.
 

hang-the-9

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
Just noticed something about the board name for the "writter" of the "guide"

PoolKiller. Which is about what the result of uisng that thing will do :rolleyes::grin-square:

The guy's main argument seems to center around calling people "idiots" without any backing aside from "many people suck so we compiled the rules they use in a book so they can feel better about their suckage".
 
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Okie

Seeker
Silver Member
I can see this guy sitting around his laboratory and having a conversation with his minion. It starts something like this...

What are we going to do today Pinky? :wink:
 

supergreenman

truly addicted
Silver Member
OK, this conversation started to piss me off a little. I dare you all to visit the bars and other places where they have pool tables (skip the professional clubs) and tell me how many people actually used the pro rules.

What? Do you think we were born yesterday? We've all been there. I'm pretty sure most of the people who have replied on this thread are criticizing the techniques suggested and not the rules.

They just roll their eyes at the silly rules there.
 

hang-the-9

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
I wanted to leave some constructive criticism about this guide on the hosting site and to warn new players that may stumble on that thing, but feedback has been disabled by the author. Wonder why...
 

Banks

Banned
I'm pretty sure this guy isn't the author of the guide. That's because we are. One of you fools gave us a link of this thread and we just had to join for ourselves. We'd advise you to stop embarassing yourselves by talking shit to this dude who seems to be here to learn. I'm putting the link of our own thread so if you want to countinue the debate, please do it over there. ThaPoolFreak12, e-mail us with everything you want to know. Stop wasting time on these idiots...

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?p=3697132&posted=1#post3697132:bash:

Not sure which applies more, but take your pick according to 'public rules'..

poolkiller.jpg crackhead.jpg
 

hang-the-9

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
Yes Banks, the man has clearly instructed you how silly you are to defy him.
If only poolkillers had a robe that we may lift his regal train from the dirt of our humble floors as he passes though here.

Alas, the emperor has no clothing and we are helpless to aid him.
 

Banks

Banned
Seeing you still post on this thread despite being instructed to go to the new one, I'm pretty sure both of them apply to you.

I learned to play in a bar, while it's obvious you learned to play at home..

Tell your mom I said, "Hi."

Edit: Hey Hang, can I cry on your shoulder? This guy hurt my feeling.
 

hang-the-9

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
I learned to play in a bar, while it's obvious you learned to play at home..

Tell your mom I said, "Hi."

Edit: Hey Hang, can I cry on your shoulder? This guy hurt my feeling.

Of course you can.

I don't think he "learned to play" at home. The "Learning" and "Play" part is stretching it. I gotta hand it though, once you get Bob Jewett and Fran making fun of you, that's a high you just can't top.

I'm going to print that thing out and bring it over to Snookers on Sat., should give some folks there a good laugh. Maybe Dechaine will be there, he can pass it around the tour hehe. That thing has got to be AT LEAST as embarassing as having a sex tape out on the web.
 
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