A Cuemaker For President?

Which cuemaker would do the best job as President of the United States?

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east bias

Hey I dont know all the cue makers but hows about some West Coast reps. Ernie of Gina Cue or Eddie Pruitt or Jerry McWhorter at least for Treasury Secretary as his cues come pretty high.

Now I know the last president from the west was Nixon & Reagen (I think) so it might be a hard sell.
 
Qualitites for a Blud Presidency

First and most importantly Blud lives in Texas where the three most important laws of plumbing and politics are instilled from childhood,1)Crap runs downhill,2)Payday is on Friday, and 3)Dont bite your nails. Also knowing the difference in Chicken Sh--t and Chicken Salad, is something Leonard mastered years ago. While he doesn't suffer fools gladly , he has the decorum to tell reprters to pack sand in their posterior and crap him a beach , which will endear him to those of us who understand that Network Anchors are to intellectual curiosity what Brittney Spears was to marriage counselling. I think Leonard would keep us out a second war with Grenada, and Im certain he would see to it that Saddam, Ben Ladin and Noriega all got signature CUETEC cues to use in the prison gameroom. I think Leonard would appoint Earl Secretary of State so he could immediately put him on a plane and send him out of our country and Im sure he would use Homeland security resources to protect the Hill Country from an invasion of Northern immigrants who speak with accents and whose names all end in vowels. Any how Im ready to raise the money and organize Leonards campaign and we can certainly teach him a better scream than Howard(Im been drinking to much maple syrup,,Dean) Take care the Duck ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
I had to vote for Mike Gulyassy. What's one more crook in the White House.

Mike G knows I'm just kidding.

Mike T
 
[Well, to be honest, Duck, Blud wasn't on my short list
until you so eloquently listed his credentials. Now, I'm
seriously considering him. LMFAO. Hondo






QUOTE=Duck]First and most importantly Blud lives in Texas where the three most important laws of plumbing and politics are instilled from childhood,1)Crap runs downhill,2)Payday is on Friday, and 3)Dont bite your nails. Also knowing the difference in Chicken Sh--t and Chicken Salad, is something Leonard mastered years ago. While he doesn't suffer fools gladly , he has the decorum to tell reprters to pack sand in their posterior and crap him a beach , which will endear him to those of us who understand that Network Anchors are to intellectual curiosity what Brittney Spears was to marriage counselling. I think Leonard would keep us out a second war with Grenada, and Im certain he would see to it that Saddam, Ben Ladin and Noriega all got signature CUETEC cues to use in the prison gameroom. I think Leonard would appoint Earl Secretary of State so he could immediately put him on a plane and send him out of our country and Im sure he would use Homeland security resources to protect the Hill Country from an invasion of Northern immigrants who speak with accents and whose names all end in vowels. Any how Im ready to raise the money and organize Leonards campaign and we can certainly teach him a better scream than Howard(Im been drinking to much maple syrup,,Dean) Take care the Duck ;) ;) ;) ;)[/QUOTE]
 
Cue makers are meant to be cue makers...if they wanted to be president they should have gotten into politics! End of story!
 
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