An IPT Funny

rackmsuckr

rackmsuckr

Linda Carter - The QUEEN!
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Got this in my email and thought it was appropriate for the IPT situation:

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord, " God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute." :p
 
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A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out
of life is four little animals.
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be,
sugar?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in the bed.... and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of
it."
 
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Two beekeepers meet one day and strike up the conversation...

First Bee Keeper: "How many bees have you got?"

2nd Bee Keeper: "About 200,000. Give or take a few."

First Bee Keeper: "So how many hives do you keep them in?"

2nd Bee Keeper: "I've got them in about 20 hives."

2nd Bee Keeper: "So, how many bees have you got?"

1st Bee Keeper: "About 1,000,000."

2nd Bee Keeper: "A Million!!! Wow! How many hives do you keem them in then?"

1st Bee Keeper: "Just the one."

2nd Bee Keeper: "Just one? Surely that's a bit cramped?"

1st Bee Keeper: "They're bees. F**k 'em."

Heh heh...

One of my fave 'non-jokes'. Pretty funny anyway....:D
 
rackmsuckr said:
Got this in my email and thought it was appropriate for the IPT situation:

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord, " God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute." :p
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Comparing KT with God???????????


It should have read,

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

Satan replies, " I will send you a check."
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:D :D :D
Now THATS funny! LOL

Gabber:D
 
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