Another New Aiming System...

[peteypooldude]

Maybe that's why your system didn't work for me; I didn't even attempt a pirouette. Should I use a hip pirouette, an arm pirouette, or an air pirouette? I'm starting to get confused here. Are you sure you don't have any diagrams or mathematical calculations that will make this system simpler to understand?

Please don't hold out on us, Tramp.

Roger

I think a lot of things confuse you

 

[crawfish]

You forgot the Viking helmet and doing the "airplane" as ball is on way to pocket when you have to slow roll one.

 

[LAMas]

Tutu's are optional, of course. Since I have adopted this aiming system, I have started wearing piss-stained long johns with the words "One Pocket Rules' stenciled on the front, and a pink or white tutu, depending on what kind of a mood I'm in that day. For tournament play I have a red one. Sometimes, when I want to go for that Willie Nelson look I wear cowboy boots and a bandana.

You might try putting a banana in your bandana and stuff it into your front pocket. The gals will think that you are in dead stroke.:smile:

 

[Tramp Steamer]

You might try putting a banana in your bandana and stuff it into your front pocket. The gals will think that you are in dead stroke.:smile:

At my age I really don't like using the words stroke, and dead. :smile:

 

[sfleinen]

I think a lot of things confuse you

peteypooldude:

Is this necessary? Especially in a thread that's obviously intended to lighten the mood (i.e. levity)?

-Sean

 

[LAMas]

At my age I really don't like using the words stroke, and dead. :smile:

I'm sorry, I was thinking more akin to rigor mortis i.e., rigid.:smile:

And a red bandana.

 

[Tramp Steamer]

I'm sorry, I was thinking more akin to rigor mortis i.e., rigid.:smile:

And a red bandana.

All in all, Rigor wasn't a bad fellow. He was my third wife's uncle on her cousin's side, twice removed. A bit stiff, at times, but only when strangers were around. :smile:

 

[Tramp Steamer]

I'm going to call it quits on this thread, at least on my part. I've said all that needs to be said and these last few one-liners are probably boring the hell out of most of you good folks.
Let me close by saying that I stand behind what I have written. I feel that if a new player follows my suggestion then he or she will do just fine.
Learn what you want, from who you want. Do it all youself, or seek help. It really doesn't matter to me one way or the other. Just remember that this is a forum. It was designed in such a way so that those who belonged to it were free to discuss any and all topics related to cue sports, be they benign or inflammatory, and that no matter whether a member had ten posts to their credit, or ten-thousand, their opinion was listened to. I hope it stays that way.
Good night all.