Timberly, I'm glad I could make a sick person laugh.
The sad thing about this guy is that I live and play right near him and I know the room where he & his son supposedly hang out (If the other poster was correct about him living in northern KY) It's a pretty rough place, like a biker bar / shack that looks like a chicken coop, with a gravel parking lot. Probably even has chicken wire like the scene in Blues Brothers.