April Fools Pranks

Back in my younger days when I was in high school... I managed to get arrested and spent the night in detox of all places... :eek: :p A long story that goes along with this, but I'll leave out most of the juicy details... So come morning time I finally get the chance to make my phone call. I try calling my Mom but she was already out looking for me. So I call up my aunt and get a hold of her. I tell her that I am in Liberty County jail and need someone to come pick me up. Then she goes, "Haha, very funny Roy! April Fools!" That's when I realized I managed to do this on the worst day of the year. It was April 1st 2000. It took some convincing for to her to actually believe I was actually in jail. She finally looked at the caller ID and noticed the call was coming from the jail. :eek:


Needless to say... I always remember this time in my life every April fools. That day was a turning point in my life and it actually had a positive affect on me. I eventually went on to graduate from high school, spend 6 years in the Air Force, got out making over 100K a year, then I took a paycut to get back working with the military, and I now do IT support for the Special Forces.
 
BPG24 said:
3 or 4 drops of Visene in a soda is one hell of a good April fools day joke...

give it a try
I'm not sure about this, but I have read that this could be fatal in some cases of inherent cardiac problems.
 
Another War

I'm sending out Draft Notices for the invasion of Hawaii!

It's high time we did something about all those women running around with Coconuts on their chest! :D
 
DoubleA said:
I'm not sure about this, but I have read that this could be fatal in some cases of inherent cardiac problems.

Don't know anything about that, but it will give someone the runs for a few hours...
 
Tell Eliot Spitzer that he did not have to resign and it was only a joke publishing those stories about his hired friend.

Have someone tell W. Bush that he is doing a good job.

Con people into thinking they actually make sense and not argue against whatever idea they have.

Tell a girlfriend she has a secret crush.

Tell a boyfriend he has a secret crush.

Tell an individual you care about them and then forget their name.

Tell the person in your office that you really did appreciate their humor and that it would be funnier if you didnt laugh.

Tell your neighbors that you think they should pay more taxes because the government needs the extra money.
 
vista worked

Hunter said:
If friends or co-workers have a fairly new computer, when they're not looking hit Control + Alt + Down arrow simultaneously and their screen, cursor, etc. all turns upside down. Everything works upside down and backwards and it freaks people out. To undo, just hit Control + Alt + Up arrow...

Enjoy!
I can't speak for xp these days as i have vista. but it worked and it is cool.

M.C.
 
bigskyjake said:
I plan on killing my nieghbor's cat and another cat that looks similar to it. I'll put the similar cat at the head of their driveway and when they see it they'll be like " Oh no, it's poor Gary ". When they see it's actually not their cat they'll be all relieved and happy. Then when they get a couple hundred yards further down the road they'll see their real cat

haha, jokes on them
;) :D


Do that to me??? I'd be REALLY pissed off!
 
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pwd72s said:
Do that to me??? With one of my cats? And if I Knew you did it? The joke would be on YOU!...a 7mm bullet headed your way from 200 yards or so...might take enough years to pull off for the cops not to consider me a supect...but it would probably happen! My deer/elk rifle groups under 3" at 200 yards...

So, where is it you live???

(Just kidding...sorta) :rolleyes:


just follow the trail of cat fur all the way back to Montana
 
I'll say it here...In my opinion, anybody who would think that killing a neighbor's pet could be funny? That somebody is one sick S.O.B. :mad:
 
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What a wanker

Hunter said:
If friends or co-workers have a fairly new computer, when they're not looking hit Control + Alt + Down arrow simultaneously and their screen, cursor, etc. all turns upside down. Everything works upside down and backwards and it freaks people out. To undo, just hit Control + Alt + Up arrow...

Enjoy!
Any jerk who causes my computer to need to be re-booted gets red rep. Happy April fools, idiot!
 
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bigskyjake said:
Thanks for the bad rep asshole, some comin your way

Why don't you send me your paypal address so I can send you enough to buy a sense of humor

S' okay me...
I'm logging off..
 
bigskyjake said:
Thanks for the bad rep asshole, some comin your way

Why don't you send me your paypal address so I can send you enough to buy a sense of humor

Not surprising coming from a man who loves cats. They are not to be trusted. Rep coming to you to offset the stupidity of that bad rep.

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