Funny you mentioned that. Kim White........Lone Star Tour.
Are you in favor of mixed tournaments/matches?
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Funny you mentioned that. Kim White........Lone Star Tour.
LMAO - you did take me wrong. My sarcasm was directed at the implications a few times that it was your last post. I was pokin fun, is all.That's why I put the wink at the end of what I said before. See?
Take care, Tommy Joe.
I knew you were just poking fun at my inability to put an end to my endless claims that THIS is my final post. And here we go again. I just can't quit.
The all new National Gay Pool League (NGPL) is set to open in 2010. If enough gays come out, eventually we'll have male gay leagues, female gay leagues, handicapped gay leagues, and people of color gay leagues POCGPL), and so forth.
Non gays can try to get into the league by posing as gay, but the test will be stern. As mentioned, they will have to "prove" their gayness by enganging in gay sex acts on videotape for the paneled commissioners. Anyone claming to be gay who is later determined to be putting on an act will be suspended for one year then allowed to play on the Professional Actors Tour, which is also genderless and will be set to begin by April of 2010.
In time we'll have a league for everyone, narrowing it down so that everyone gets a chance to be the champion they were born to be. Really though, if there were such as a thing as a National Gay Pool League and the prize money was really high, I wonder how many non-gay players would claim to be gay to take a shot at it.
It has been mentioned in this thread that some men are embarrassed to lose to women or to admit that a woman can be better than them. But it's even more embarrassing to lose to an ultra swishy gay type person. I know because I used to beat people that way, putting on a really lisping gay voice while prancing around the table, delicately pocketing balls with precision and confidence. Sometimes I'd pause after making a tough-looking shot that for me was really easy, then say, "Oh my, I didn't think I'd make THAT one, it looked so difficult!" The gay routine works, if you have the power to make it work. It wilts your opponents and turns them to mush.
Tommy Joe
LMAO! hehe
Well, you can keep using my posts to quote to help your "addiction" ( since you said you 'just can't quit' I'm playing on those words for ya).
Yes, gender differences should be dissolved, I think we are on the same playing field, where physiques doesn't affect how well you can play, even the little people (dwarfs, midgets, house elves) have handicap cues, so why should gender matter. I mean, not to be an a-hole, because this is in no means trying to be disrespectful, even the mentally challenged get a chance to shoot in tourneys. If they think they can hold their own, they should be more than welcomed! It is a free country after all, even though we have to get taxed lol
Chino
Chino
Mentally challenged, LOL. Who isn't mentally challenged when all is said and done? But imagine a mentally challenged tournament where to qualify you must prove you're nuts with an official written note from a licensed psychiatrist. The same thing would happen here as would happen on the homo-tour, a bunch of non nutsos pretending to be nuts just to get in and feast on the easy loonies. But, one condition of entering the mentally challened tournament, beyond proving that you're actually nuts, is that once you enter a nutso tournament you can't go back to playing with the so-called sane people. Once a nut, always a nut. That's my shrink told me. I paid the guy for two years till finally one day he told me he was ready to give me his analysis. "I'm ready", I said. Then he said, "There's no doubt about it, you are mentally ill." When I asked him what we're going to do about it, he said, "Hey, I never said I could cure it, I'm just an analyst, man........." Just kidding about the visits. But the mentally challenged tour concept was funny. I think some of the better players are nuts anyway, in a robotic-brained sort of way.
Tommy Joe