Ask Fast Larry Any Question

Ask Bud, any question now

Bud, here are some answers for you:
Bud: Is there any chance Larry can limit his "on my new DVD" talk and actually give instruction or do we have to sort through 1000 words of "I really am a pro...

FL responds, I really am a pro, I just went around the world playing with my cue, how many 9 ballers do you know who have ever done that please, or could pull that off. I am declared to be a pro player by the APA, see that letter on my web site. I have rejoined the BCA, been invited to rejoin their instructors program, I am a former BCA teacher and will be one of the pro’s at the BCA May national championship who will be featured in the challenge the stars. I will be playing in pro events this March in the NE, the NE Open and the Masters for prize money. I will be entertaining with all the top pros at this Aprils BCA show in Vegas. I am listed on www.billiards-pool.net as a pro player and instructor. Yes Bud, I am a pro. You do not have to play 9 ball to be a pro, when are you bozo’s going to get that through your thick skulls.

Bud I am giving instruction, what do you think this thread is? It is 7 pages of nothing but instruction. You ask me any question; I give you an exact and accurate response. Sorry if some are 1000 words, there are some on this board bud who only read the funny papers and have limited IQ’s and attention spans and can’t handle reading 1000 words, you know bud, the ones who refer to their senior year as the 3rd grade. If you want short posts, go buy a pool magazine and read the one paragraph what Ewa writes and teaches, nothing, because she never says a GD thing because you can’t teach anything in one paragraph Bud. IF YOU DON’T LIKE LONG ANSWERS, STAY OFF MY POSTS, GO READ SOMEBODY ELSE, NOBODY DRAGS YOU ON MY POST TO READ WHAT I WRITE.

As you don’t like what I write, the proper way to handle that would be to pick up the phone and call me, or email me, or pm me and discuss this. I listen to people and react if their inputs are valid and sincere. Yours is not, when you post something like this, it is nothing but a bash and run fl down post. All it does is hurt me and run me off of the board, then those who do want my teachings no longer get them.

Bud: buy my secret, one-of-a-kind, can't get it anywhere else magical pool techniques."

fl responds: What am I supposed to do, I have this, sit on it, hide it. I can’t give this to you on the board; it would be thousands of words. In the past I only taught it to regular students after they completed the 6th lesson with me. The drill of doom is a 2 hour video taped session with you working with a book of 40 pages of diagrams and details. It is very complex but its results are nothing short of a miracle. It’s the hottest thing I have. The ultimate position technique, frankly the inside secret on how Allison came over here and wiped every one out, she uses parts of it a lot. Filming it on DVD so everyone in the world can now have it for only $14.95 which will improve everyone’s game to me is doing the pool players a great service. You are throwing mud on that project before the first disc is burned and you have even seen what it is all about. S heads like you is what keeps pool in the sewer and not advancing. You want every thing free and some magic pill you can buy for two bucks that will turn you into Efren over night because you are too lazy to work on your game or too cheap to find a pro and book a real lesson.
I am not getting free ads, I have nothing to sell. When I do, I will then run ads on the boards and in the magazines and pay for my Ad’s bud. There is no question in my mind you are one of the ccb bozos I have longed talked off, you came over here just to trash my work and progress. Go back to CCB bozo.

Bud: reading his posts is just a waste of time.


FL responds: Bozo, why then do you keep reading my posts? Why do you think this is the longest, the biggest post of all time on any board, over 4165 views, 100 posts? Why? Answer, some people have questions and some are getting the answers they want, can that be it bud?

Bud: If you don't want to divulge anything other than buy my new DVD, you're just getting free advertising and doing the rest of us no good.

Bud, hello McFly, knock, knock, there are 7 pages of instruction, if you had bothered to read any of it, then you would not be making this ridiculous statement. Any question asked of me, I divulged any data they asked for. How many questions on this thread did you ask me Bud, answer, none, all you do is throw mud on my work and on my efforts which has no real value and only a negative outcome for everyone? You can find any where on this board where I ever refused to answers any ones question no matter what it was Bud…

Bud: shots are neat but maybe we should do a poll on how many people actually care enough about trick/artistic shots to practice them more than once a month.

FL responds: Bud save your poll, I don’t give a damn if you don’t like Artistic shots, use the right word, they are not trick shots. Stick with your one hole and be happy, this is obviously far over your head. This is a new sport, it will always be a small sport, because it is the ultimate test of pools abilities, there will always be a small number who can ever play it well and make any money off of it. Artistic is not for ball bangers, 9 ball is Bud. I don’t talk about trick shots on AZ, don’t teach any shots and post any diagrams. If you want that, go to my web site www.fastlarrypool or the other chat board I post on www.billiards-pool.net. It has a separate category just for artistic shots where people can ask questions and get answers from real pros playing on the IAPA world tour which I now do also.

Bud: Maybe we can Grady or Keith to post some answers;

FL responds: Just slap me in the face and insult me Bud. You want their teachings, don’t be so cheap Bud, get on a plane, fly in and book them for the day. I paid for a lesson from Grady 10 years ago and may I say it was excellent and so is he as a teacher. Lessons are not free Bud, these people have families to feed, learn to pay for your instruction, then and only then, can you demand there be no commercials in what you are getting free on this board. Until you begin to put money in my pocket get off giving me orders on what to do and how to act turkey.

The reasons you do not see pros on the boards is why should they waste a lot of their valuable time they don’t have to teach you free when their reward is some a hole like you comes along and bashes and trashes them You guys ran them all off by this very thing. None of the pros wants to have anything to do with you people, you and what you do and say are just too dangerous to their livelihoods, their names and their reputations. One or two nuts, can seriously damage a pro, I know, been there, done that and I am not going through this again on this board. You don’t show the pros respect, so you have few pros teaching you free. You want the pros, you now have to go to them and pay money for their advice. The ones teaching you free you kick them in the balls and throw mud on them.

Bud: Maybe we can Grady or Keith to post some answers; at least we know they can run three balls.

FL responds: Another calculated insult and slap in the face again. I hold the world record for the high run at rotation, 75 balls. I would like to see you go try and run one simple rack, 15 balls. Yes s for brains, I can run 3 balls. You are going to see me doing things on my DVD’s you won’t be able to do or believe, this March, I no longer have to ever put up with this BS from people like you ever again, for the eyes don’t lie and who I am, what I do, will be out there for every one to see. When some little nobody no name going no where bozo hiding under a rock using his false hidden identity who really cant run 3 friggin balls APA 3 and spends most of his time sitting behind his cpu blopin his baloney because he is too ugly to get laid tees off on me, it will then no longer matter and every one will then just laugh at him. THEY WILL THEN LEARN TO JUST CONSIDER THE JEALOUS SOURCE.

Bud it’s obvious you and some other bozos are now teeing off on me. I have this ajcu jerk now stalking me on this board posting insults. I do not plan to stick around and put up with this dis respect, like I said, been there, done that, not going through that ever again. These will be my final posts on this thread today. I am going on a road trip, traveling around North Georgia this week and setting up my 2nd office in Mt Airy and I then begin filming the DVD’s later in the week. I will now have very limited time to devote to teaching you free on this board. I won’t waste that time if I am being insulted, I will then just post on billiards-pool.net, I am shown respect on that board.

I turn this thread over to you Bud; you show me how this is done. You answer these guys new questions because I am now gone and on the road. The new thread should be asking Bud the bozo any question. Hasta La Vista, buddie…
 
Ask Bud, any question now

Bud, here are some answers for you:
Bud: Is there any chance Larry can limit his "on my new DVD" talk and actually give instruction or do we have to sort through 1000 words of "I really am a pro...
Bud, I really am a pro, I just went around the world playing with my cue, how many 9 ballers do you know who have ever done that please, or could pull that off. I am declared to be a pro player by the APA, see that letter on my web site. I have rejoined the BCA, been invited to rejoin their instructors program, I am a former BCA teacher and will be one of the pro’s at the BCA May national championship who will be featured in the challenge the stars. I will be playing in pro events this March in the NE, the NE Open and the Masters for prize money. I will be entertaining with all the top pros at this Aprils BCA show in Vegas. I am listed on www.billiards-pool.net as a pro player and instructor. Yes Bud, I am a pro. You do not have to play 9 ball to be a pro, when are you bozo’s going to get that through your thick skulls.

Bud I am giving instruction, what do you think this thread is? It is 7 pages of nothing but instruction. You ask me any question; I give you an exact and accurate response. Sorry if some are 1000 words, there are some on this board bud who only read the funny papers and have limited IQ’s and attention spans and can’t handle reading 1000 words, you know bud, the ones who refer to their senior year as the 3rd grade. If you want short posts, go buy a pool magazine and read the one paragraph what Ewa writes and teaches, nothing, because she never says a GD thing because you can’t teach anything in one paragraph Bud. IF YOU DON’T LIKE LONG ANSWERS, STAY OFF MY POSTS, GO READ SOMEBODY ELSE, NOBODY DRAGS YOU ON MY POST TO READ WHAT I WRITE.

As you don’t like what I write, the proper way to handle that would be to pick up the phone and call me, or email me, or pm me and discuss this. I listen to people and react if their inputs are valid and sincere. Yours is not, when you post something like this, it is nothing but a bash and run fl down post. All it does is hurt me and run me off of the board, then those who do want my teachings no longer get them.

Bud: buy my secret, one-of-a-kind, can't get it anywhere else magical pool techniques."

What am I supposed to do, I have this, sit on it, hide it. I can’t give this to you on the board; it would be thousands of words. In the past I only taught it to regular students after they completed the 6th lesson with me. The drill of doom is a 2 hour video taped session with you working with a book of 40 pages of diagrams and details. It is very complex but its results are nothing short of a miracle. It’s the hottest thing I have. The ultimate position technique, frankly the inside secret on how Allison came over here and wiped every one out, she uses parts of it a lot. Filming it on DVD so everyone in the world can now have it for only $14.95 which will improve everyone’s game to me is doing the pool players a great service. You are throwing mud on that project before the first disc is burned and you have even seen what it is all about. S heads like you is what keeps pool in the sewer and not advancing. You want every thing free and some magic pill you can buy for two bucks that will turn you into Efren over night because you are too lazy to work on your game or too cheap to find a pro and book a real lesson.
I am not getting free ads, I have nothing to sell. When I do, I will then run ads on the boards and in the magazines and pay for my Ad’s bud.

Bud: reading his posts is just a waste of time.
Bozo, why then do you keep reading my posts? Why do you think this is the longest, the biggest post of all time on any board, over 4165 views, 100 posts? Why? Answer, some people have questions and some are getting the answers they want, can that be it bud?

If you don't want to divulge anything other than buy my new DVD, you're just getting free advertising and doing the rest of us no good.

Bud, hello McFly, knock, knock, there are 7 pages of instruction, if you had bothered to read any of it, then you would not be making this ridiculous statement. Any question asked of me, I divulged any data they asked for. How many questions on this thread did you ask me Bud, answer, none, all you do is throw mud on my work and on my efforts which has no real value and only a negative outcome for everyone? You can find any where on this board where I ever refused to answers any ones question no matter what it was Bud…

Bud: shots are neat but maybe we should do a poll on how many people actually care enough about trick/artistic shots to practice them more than once a month.
Bud save your poll, I don’t give a damn if you don’t like Artistic shots, use the right word, they are not trick shots. Stick with your one hole and be happy, this is obviously far over your head. This is a new sport, it will always be a small sport, because it is the ultimate test of pools abilities, there will always be a small number who can ever play it well and make any money off of it. Artistic is not for ball bangers, 9 ball is Bud. I don’t talk about trick shots on AZ, don’t teach any shots and post any diagrams. If you want that, go to my web site www.fastlarrypool or the other chat board I post on www.billiards-pool.net. It has a separate category just for artistic shots where people can ask questions and get answers from real pros playing on the IAPA world tour which I now do also.

Bud: Maybe we can Grady or Keith to post some answers;
Just slap me in the face and insult me Bud. You want their teachings, don’t be so cheap Bud, get on a plane, fly in and book them for the day. I paid for a lesson from Grady 10 years ago and may I say it was excellent and so is he as a teacher. Lessons are not free Bud, these people have families to feed, learn to pay for your instruction, then and only then, can you demand there be no commercials in what you are getting free on this board. Until you begin to put money in my pocket get off giving me orders on what to do and how to act turkey.

The reasons you do not see pros on the boards is why should they waste a lot of their valuable time they don’t have to teach you free when their reward is some a hole like you comes along and bashes and trashes them You guys ran them all off by this very thing. None of the pros wants to have anything to do with you people, you and what you do and say are just too dangerous to their livelihoods, their names and their reputations. One or two nuts, can seriously damage a pro, I know, been there, done that and I am not going through this again on this board. You don’t show the pros respect, so you have few pros teaching you free. You want the pros, you now have to go to them and pay money for their advice. The ones teaching you free you kick them in the balls and throw mud on them.

Bud: Maybe we can Grady or Keith to post some answers; at least we know they can run three balls.
Another calculated insult and slap in the face again. I hold the world record for the high run at rotation, 75 balls. I would like to see you go try and run one simple rack, 15 balls. Yes s for brains, I can run 3 balls. You are going to see me doing things on my DVD’s you won’t be able to do or believe, this March, I no longer have to ever put up with this BS from people like you ever again, for the eyes don’t lie and who I am, what I do, will be out there for every one to see. When some little nobody no name going no where bozo hiding under a rock using his false hidden identity who really cant run 3 friggin balls tees and spends most of his time sitting behind his cpu tees off on me, it will then no longer matter and every one will then just laugh at him.

Bud it’s obvious you and some other bozos are now teeing off on me. I have this ajcu jerk now stalking me on this board posting insults. I do not plan to stick around and put up with this dis respect, like I said, been there, done that, not going through that ever again. These will be my final posts on this thread today. I am going on a road trip, traveling around North Georgia this week and setting up my 2nd office in Mt Airy and I then begin filming the DVD’s later in the week. I will now have very limited time to devote to teaching you free on this board. I won’t waste that time if I am being insulted, I will then just post on billiards-pool.net, I am shown respect on that board.

I turn this thread over to you Bud; you show me how this is done. You answer these guys new questions because I am now gone and on the road. The new thread should be asking Bud the bozo any question. Hasta La Vista, buddie…
 
jacko said:
I saw your video tape and you have these dogs doing pool shots and running balls. How do you do that? Are you the one training them. I tried to get my dog to do this and got nowhere. all I have been able to do is get my mutt to shake hands. Is there some big secret to this I am missing.


I am sorry Jacko, ask Bud, he has all the answers now, I have lost all interest in continuing this thread, I hope you understand. Ask bud the bozo, da bozo knows all.:D :eek:
 
yappin wolf can go suck an egg and put a sock in it

To: ajcu612 or aka yappin wolf: THIS IS FAST, THIS ONE A BLIND MAN CAN SPOT, THE BIMBO REGISTERS THREE DAYS AGO, MAKES A COUPLE OF POSTS TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD AND THEN TEES OFF ON ME TO BASH AND TRASH ME. SHE COMES IN THIS NEW BUT ONCE MORE HIDDEN IDENTITY TRYING TO MAKE YOU THINK THIS IS SOME LEGITIMATE PLAYER, TRYING TO START SOME SHE YET AGAIN. THIS IS ONE OF THE BOZOS THAT WAS DOING THIS TO ME BEFORE, 7 WILL GET YOU 11 THIS IS YAPPIN WOLF, THE BOARD STALKER, NOTE SHE IS STALKING ME AND HAS POSTED THIS ATTACK IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES, SAME METHOD SHE USED BEFORE.

I began posting on this board 2 months ago and I do hope I have helped some players with their questions and their games. I have received a lot of emails of thanks which is why I do this. If these people are going to be allowed to insult me at will and run me down, then I am out of here. This time around I am not taking this, no longer have to. You all post your future questions to yappin wolf, aka ajcu612, note she lives in Wash DC, I've heard she lives with and supports a pool bum who can't find a real day job. She works for a newspaper and can't really run 2 friggin balls, that is who is trashing me.

It was a nice run, the thread ask Fast Larry any question ends now, my final posts on it are today. It ran 2 months from November to January 10th, 2004. It drew over 4200 views and 102 posts, 7 pages, which is the pool board record. No post ever drew more action than this one. Go into www.billiards-pool.net and that same post is also up and running with totally different questions and answers and it has ran the same length of time and drew 4002 views, 83 posts and 9 pages. I'll probably continue to post and answer on that thread as I am shown respect on this board and as a pro given full protection as all pros there are.

If you go into the archives of BPN AND AZ you will see when you visit their 13 pages no other post comes close in size and scope. I'll save you the time of going into CCB, that board is the largest and oldest and it has 118 pages of 30 posts on each page and their record largest posts during the last several years were in this order, 3401 sigel and I was the reason for the post hitting that number, 3025 pics of cb's, 3150 barry's saga, 4165 is their record, bctv, 3863 walk around a table, a spoof and 3680 tourney memories.

The AZ views of 4200 ask fast Larry you see is the new record. It only suceeded and stayed up for so long for a reason, people wanted it to. They were asking questions and getting straight answers.

It is now obvious some want it down and are going to insult me and degrade my work to achieve that. Simple jealousy, nothing more than this is at work. I do not intend to hang around and fight with these bozos, I have better things to do with my time than have some bozo bimbo trash my name and work. You people deal with this trash, she's been banned from all 4 boards, may I suggest the reason is why is all she does is attack and trash people, she is nothing but a vampire. She feeds off of others anger and pain. Her attacks no longer work on me, I only feel pity for this evil sick person.

I am on the road now traveling in North Georgia and then will begin spending most of my time filming my DVD's. I want to devote my time to postive things which have postive outcomes and bring me postive feelings and joy. Posting on this board now brings me pain and ill feelings. I figured this would happen and those holding back would come for me. I now stop posting and take a vacation from you. God Bless all of you and may you prosper and do well in the coming year.

:p
 
This is my final post on this thread and this is my final message to you all:

May God bless and peace be with you. May the wind be always on your back and all 9 balls fall. VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. Latin for “I came, I saw, I conquered, love conquerors all.
“Fast Larry Guninger”
 
fast larry said:
I am sorry Jacko, ask Bud, he has all the answers now, I have lost all interest in continuing this thread, I hope you understand. Ask bud the bozo, da bozo knows all.:D :eek:


I would have like to have had my question answered and I am sure fl would have if you all left him alone. If you all start throwing stones at me I will take a walk also. Why do we let one or two people run pros off? We now only have a couple men pros left on this board. If fl is right and its the same person coming after him using a couple of different identities how about we rent some horses, get up a posse and lynch that bitch, end of problem. I'll tie the rope around her neck.
 
jjinfla said:
When will your DVD be out? Will it be reasonably priced? What will be on it? I hope it will be very long.

Jake
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The power source pool school will be touring the entire NE from NC to New England in late March and I will be at the Allen Hopkins Expo also, playing in the masters tourney. I will introduce the first one there. They will be hollywood quality, shot with two media digital cameras, boom mic, pro lighting in a 5 million dollar facility on new gold crowns. Everything is going to be first class.

The first release will be on the draw, how it has been taught wrong and how to perform it right. I have so much data on this subject, you are going to get perhaps 3 hrs, 2 cd's in a nice case with a box over it I will autograph personally to any one who wants one at the Hopkins. The intro price will be only $14.95 just to get it seen, then it will later go up to $19.95. Any one who's ever bought a vhs tape from me in the past or taken a lesson gets it for half off, $7.95. That's a giveaway make little money price.
I'll make the same offer to any one who is registered on AZ, for the first month after I run the first ad introducing it they also will have the $14.95 price for 2 dvd's locked in for you board members for those who cant make the show. I want to open being very generous with my time and space on the DVD's plus price it where anyone can afford one. I then will release one every month for the rest of the year. Special prices will be offered when you buy a 3 or 6 pack of them. I am going to film 6 at one time, then delay their releases to one a month. Every DVD will be on a different and vital subject of the game.

If this venture is successful, I see me doing over 20 of them. That will depend upon the first 6 selling and being accepted. That is of course up to you, if you like it and it works, you tell others and we are off to the races. If it stinks, we fail.
Reserve judgement until you see the first one is all I ask. There are a lot of people who are not looking forward to me doing this because I am going to blow the lid off of a lot of false teachings that have been out there for a long time.

The debate on my theories is now off of the board and it will be debated on what I say on my DVD's in the near future. I can help you guys more doing these that answering questions on boards. I fully intend to continue to do both, I have no problems continuing to answer questions on boards as long as I am not ridiculed, made fun of and attacked and flamed by jealous competitors or those with hidden agendas. Seriously, I have little time left with you all and I will not spend one minute fighting or arguing with these bozos every again, been there, done that. I have serious work I want to get out including my book. I will not let anyone stop that. It's coming, like it or not.
 
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bud green said:
Is there any chance Larry can limit his "on my new dvd" talk

Bud, you went out of your way to trash the guy and not a single thing you did was good. I think what you did was bad. you gotta give people the benefit of the doubt and cut them some slack when they are trying to teach here. I like what the guy has to stay, even if you dont. I think you owe the guy an apology and need to stay off his back. Leave him alone, some of us do not want him ran off of flamed and trashed. If you have emotional problems, try getting drunk or laid, you may feel better in the morning.
 
bud green said:
Is there any chance Larry can limit his "on my new dvd" talk and actually give instruction or do we have to sort through 1000 words of "I really am a pro... buy my secret,one-of-a-kind, can't get it anywhere else magical pool techniques." I'm sure the guy has some ability but for the 99% of us who just want run out at nine-ball and move like Bugs rucker at one pocket, reading his posts is just a waste of time. If you don't want to divulge anything other than buy my new dvd, you're just getting free advertising and doing the rest of us no good. Besides, trick shots are neat but maybe we should do a poll on how many people actually care enough about trick/artistic shots to practice them more than once a month. Trick shots to pool is like the team mascots doing acrobatic slams during NBA halftime; neat, sometimes exciting, but it would be ridiculous to hear some mascot say he is a basketball pro. Maybe we can Grady or Keith to post some answers; at least we know they can run three balls.


I read your sour grapes post, may i say this to you, you are a waste of my time. Go get a life, shoot pool man, dont shoot our pros on this board.
 
Fast,

Will your dvd be on general release (available from everywhere) or only through a small number of outlets?

What are the chances of getting them in the UK (I can get them from a US store with a web site, if they ship internationally, and I have a multi-region dvd player for region 1 dvds).

Also, any drills for improving positional play and stopping the cb in a target area accurately?

Thanks,
Pin

(p.s. While some people seem intent on getting on your back at every chance, there are plenty of us who really appreciate your help and advice. Keep up the good work :) )
 
Pin said:
Fast,

Will your dvd be on general release (available from everywhere) or only through a small number of outlets?

What are the chances of getting them in the UK (I can get them from a US store with a web site, if they ship internationally, and I have a multi-region dvd player for region 1 dvds).

Also, any drills for improving positional play and stopping the cb in a target area accurately?

Thanks,
Pin

(p.s. While some people seem intent on getting on your back at every chance, there are plenty of us who really appreciate your help and advice. Keep up the good work :) )


Hi this is fast, a lot of people are not going to be happy with you bringing this thread back up after it went off the board. I want it to die as bad as they do. I just came off of a world tour and will conduct my 4th circumnavagation of the globe this June 04. As I tour world wide, I will sell this product world wide as well. It will be produced on a disc that will play in any unit made in the usa.

The first one will be on the subject on how to screw the ball. My teachings will be patterned very closely on how this was taught by John Roberts in England at the turn of the century. This and every other DVD I produce on each subject will show you exactly now to do these things, then run you through a wide variety of drills so you can train your self to do them. You will even have a stand up book with them to take to the table to study diagrams and written text giving you a one two punch.

You can give me some help by sending me via email the name and address of the pub you play at and a couple of the main outlets you buy your pool things from. Need their emails or postal addresses. I'll write them and ask them to put the product up for sale so your pals can acquire it locally. I would also like to know what kind of DVD players you are using and what kind of disc I have to produce to play on your equipment. I have no problem producing a different disc for the Euro market. If you provide me that data, then each of the first 6 DVD's I produce I will send to you free to say thanks for the help. To say thanks in advance, mail me a 10 euro note to cover a part of the air mail and I will send you two of my VHS trick shot video tapes highlights, hundreds of amazing shots, 3 hrs of play, plus a 11x17 color door poster, I sell these for $50 us, it's yours just for a part of the postage. Any one else who reads this in any other country you can have the same deal.
My email is fastlarry@bellsouth.net Postal address
FAST LARRY GUNINGER:
P.O. BOX 956130, Duluth, Ga 30095 USA.

My plans are to sell the DVD's on my web site, you can buy my tapes now through pay pal which accepts any credit card. I will run ads on all three boards, az, ccb and billiards-pool.net and in the 3 top magazines in the usa. Then they will go to other outlets as I find them or they find me.

You asked: Also, any drills for improving positional play and stopping the cb in a target area accurately?
What I have coming is going to blow your socks off, it's call the drill of doom. Once you learn it, your opponents are doomed. You can hit any spot on the table with this method using no english, no side, sounds impossible I know, but its coming.

You also said: (p.s. While some people seem intent on getting on your back at every chance, there are plenty of us who really appreciate your help and advice. Keep up the good work :) ) [/B][/QUOTE]

I am not going to post here if I am not afforded pro respect. I just will not put up with it and I will post only on the other board, it is that simple. I am not their private whipping boy to tease and torture, they can go kick their ho's cat from now on, kicking me is over and done. I try and tell it like it is, when I do, some don't like it and they come in to trash me. I make a simple report on how lousy the last two TV matches were and how the ladies choked. They did, those were the facts, bingo, some cat bimbo comes on to run me down and ridicule me. That is what most of this is, that and simple jealousy. They were calling me a fraud and phoney, I post my credentials and tell them who I am and what I have done to stop those attacks and now those same people are saying I am bragging.

All I am trying to do here is make my self available for those of you who have questions and really want an accurate, true and straight answer with no BS or political agenda behind it. You are the people I want to help and work with. Those other bozos, they know everything, they are experts on every subject, they don't want to hear my gar bage. They want to pontificate to you to show everyone how great and wonderful they are. Those people I do not want to waste me time on. I am not going to fight with them either. They have their little thing going on, I have mine. I am producing significant things that will help every one play a better game and working very hard to bring that to you. They are producing nothing but negative sour grapes garbage.
I thank you for your kind words of support. I have been to England many times, I love your country, ta ta.
May God bless and peace be with you. May the wind be always on your back and all 9 balls fall. VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. Latin for “I came, I saw, I conquered, love conquerors all.
“Fast Larry” Guninger
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You asked: Also, any drills for improving positional play and stopping the cb in a target area accurately? What I have coming is going to blow your socks off, it's call the drill of doom. Once you learn it, your opponents are doomed. You can hit any spot on the table with this method using no english, no side, sounds impossible I know, but its coming.


I have been lurking here for a while now and I have to say, you offer nothing in the way of advice Fast Larry. All you do is pander your videos and lessons with no real answers to anyone's questions.

This is a perfect example, you spent a huge amount of time trying to sell your videos and didn't even answer the important question, how to keep the cue in a target area.

You are a joke.
 
HEY, SHOOTERNVEGAS - GET LOST!

YOU DON'T LIKE THE THREAD? DON'T READ IT, IDIOT.

CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR TRAILER AND BRUSH YOUR TOOTH.
 
HEY, SHOOTERNVEGAS - GET LOST!



What part of my statement did you disagree with?


a) The part where I pointed out that Fast Larry does more marketing than teaching?

b) The part where I said he hasn't really answered a question at all but just spends time with the whole, "oh, just wait, my video will be out and THAT will answer your question".

Whatever, you don't like the truth, that is your problem, I am pointing out a fact here, not slinging mud like you.
 
Hey Fast keep the thread alive - go for 5,000 - it might get you in Ripley's - Again.

The flamers with low posts just might be pros who are jealous of you and don't want you to give out too many secrets. But they are helping you without even knowing it. Just treat them like spam and delete the poor unfortunate, misguided souls.

As for you touting something to sell - I wish more pros would do it. How else are we to know what is out there? And I would prefer to hear from the pros than any APA player under a 7. And many of the 7's are pityfull.

I did buy your trick shot tape. Not exactly a high class production. But it was jam packed with a lot of interesting shots. I am still waiting for someone to try the 4 balls on a bottle shot on TV. And two hours long.

So when your DVD comes out put me on the list for a signed copy. Perhaps you will be taking orders at home? Or will they all be on your website? Or are they two and the same?

I'll have to check your website again.

And for some reason I am unable to post on billiards-pool. That screen just does not come up for me on my computer.


Jake
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jjinfla said:
Hey Fast keep the thread alive - go for 5,000 - it might get you in Ripley's - Again.

The flamers with low posts just might be pros who are jealous of you and don't want you to give out too many secrets. But they are helping you without even knowing it. Just treat them like spam and delete the poor unfortunate, misguided souls.

As for you touting something to sell - I wish more pros would do it. How else are we to know what is out there? And I would prefer to hear from the pros than any APA player under a 7. And many of the 7's are pityfull.

I did buy your trick shot tape. Not exactly a high class production. But it was jam packed with a lot of interesting shots. I am still waiting for someone to try the 4 balls on a bottle shot on TV. And two hours long.

So when your DVD comes out put me on the list for a signed copy. Perhaps you will be taking orders at home? Or will they all be on your website? Or are they two and the same?

I'll have to check your website again.

And for some reason I am unable to post on billiards-pool. That screen just does not come up for me on my computer.


Jake
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shooternvegas said:
I have been lurking here for a while now and I have to say, you offer nothing in the way of advice Fast Larry. All you do is pander your videos and lessons with no real answers to anyone's questions.

This is a perfect example, you spent a huge amount of time trying to sell your videos and didn't even answer the important question, how to keep the cue in a target area.

You are a joke.
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Dear Sir, there is 8 pages of me doing nothing but answering questions on this thread. You can go into www.billiards-pool.net and the same thread is there and 9 pages more of me just answering questions. It amazes me you people keep writing I am not answering questions. There is not a single question forwarded in these 17 pages I did not answer.

Let's do this, you just post and ask the question again, perhaps I did not understand it, and I will answer it, hows that. You say I offer nothing in the way of advice, that is so funny, what that tells me is you did not tead any of the 17 pages, they are filled with free advice, so is my web site www.fastlarrypool and so is www.billiards-pool.net in the tutorial sections. I have spent many hours giving you guys free advice and your statements staying this is not so is so wrong and unfair to me sir. Pardon me taking exception to this, just read the posts before you lip off OK.:mad:
 
hey Fast, have u checked ur e-mail recently? I sent u an e-mail titled I need your help. Please reply when you got the time, thanks.
 
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hey Fast, have u checked ur e-mail recently? I sent u an e-mail titled I need your help. Please reply when you got the time, thanks.


Sorry, I take all phone calls and do answer all emails. I have been on a road trip up into the mountains of north Ga, Tenn and nc all week long. I love it up there, but being sparsly populated and with local bible belters wanting to ban drinking and pool halls
finding a nice place to play pool can be a long drive away.

I was in Sticks place in cornelia, really nice, very clean, lots of room to shoot between the bar boxes and good tourney action. He runs a no drinking family room and he is a good guy as well.
He has a lovely 9' brunswick tight pockets with 860 in a private room for serious players who want to get down and play.

Bobs Golden cue in cornelia is back. He has cleaned up the joint and it is like it used to be in his old location. A large room with tables that are really easy to play on. He has the Brunswick sport kings, I used to have one in my studio just because they really pocketed balls great and are a joy to play on. Bob is a wonderful guy and also is running a full service place, get a tip put on and he will even book your vacation for you. Bob also has a beautiful 1924 medalist snooker table fully restored, a $30,000 table. Take a walk back into the golden age and play a frame or two on it.

The people with nice houses have flag poles and fly large American flags in their front yards. The mountain newspaper posts the 10 commandements in the paper. This is God's country bubba, don't forget it. Real men, real Americans who have not forgotten what our flag is for. They believe in God, they believe in and love their country. These are the backbone of this country and the ones who have preserved and protected our liberty for 2 centuries. They are the first to take up arms to protect our way of life. The other thing I like about them is every one has a couple of good coon dogs snoozing under the front porch. Wonder dog III is a east tennessee mountain cur dog and they all know what that is, the ultimate hunting dawg. You see you do not pronounce it dog, it is dawg, doooooag. Fire wood is far wood.

I just got back yesterday and immediately began filming my DVD on the draw. We are going to film in 4 locations, 2 yuppie palaces on new gold crowns and in two real bars on real bar boxes. It is two different games and requires two different techniques and teaching methods. My 2nd DVD will be on how to break em big on 8 and 9 ball. I am going back up to Bob's golden cue to film one of the players there who breaks them as good as any human walking the planet. You people will not believe this guy when you see him on film, he is simply amazing. He does, every thing I teach in the break.

I will not be answering my emails until tomorrow, my time for this is now becoming limited as I am touring more and more. I gave my laptop to my assistant and backup pro in the pool school. Until I get a new laptop there are going to be some delays in hearing from me. :p
 
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