if you are a bca instructor (said you're from md) with a schon who was teaching at fast eddies fairfax, your cue/case, etc was left with your students. Also, you left without paying. if that happens to be you, pm me
bca instructor left cue at fast eddies in VA
- Thread starter Egg McDogit
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Classy!!!!
Black-Balled said:
there's a pretty funny story behind it, but I'll leave out the details
drivermaker
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What the hell is wrong with Purdy these days?? 
Egg McDogit said:
Maybe the stick WAS payment for the table time???
BTW, Drivermaker...Purdy is a VA redneck....not some upitty Marylander.
It may not be far, but once you cross that river it is a whole new ball game.drivermaker
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landshark77 said:Maybe the stick WAS payment for the table time???
BTW, Drivermaker...Purdy is a VA redneck....not some upitty Marylander.
I knows it baby...I lived there for 20+ years...on the wrong side of the tracks in Alexandria.
Ooops...my mistake...I missed the part where the instructor was supposedly from Md.
landshark77 said:Maybe the stick WAS payment for the table time???
BTW, Drivermaker...Purdy is a VA redneck....not some upitty Marylander.
the stick was in bad condition and not worth very much
Purdman
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drivermaker said:I knows it baby...I lived there for 20+ years...on the wrong side of the tracks in Alexandria.
Ooops...my mistake...I missed the part where the instructor was supposedly from Md.
Hey DM, does the 700 block of south Payne st. ring a bell?
S. Fayett st., Henry st., Franklin st., Robert E. Lee elementary school, Jefferson midddle school, or G.W. high school? How about the Beaumont School for Boys, the Study Home for White Boys, and the old Alexandria city jail next to the milk plant? Those were the days!!!
Purdman
drivermaker said:I knows it baby...I lived there for 20+ years...on the wrong side of the tracks in Alexandria.
Ooops...my mistake...I missed the part where the instructor was supposedly from Md.
I'm glad I live on the right side of the tracks in Alexandria in uppity "Kingstowne". BTW, Fairfax is VA..not Maryland. Purdy is as redkneck as they come, plus he has lived in a BUS and enjoys eating fried Octopus. How many of you can claim that? I don't know how he landed that beautiful wife of his...he's ugly as sin. You're still my pal though Purdman!
You know you're a pair of rednecks when your pal shows up for a visit and the first hour you hang out, all you can do is plot how you're going to kill the groundhog that is tearing up the garden in your backyard. Purdman will get that joke. Guess I'm a redneck too..LOL.
drivermaker
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Donald A. Purdy said:Hey DM, does the 700 block of south Payne st. ring a bell?
S. Fayett st., Henry st., Franklin st., Robert E. Lee elementary school, Jefferson midddle school, or G.W. high school? How about the Beaumont School for Boys, the Study Home for White Boys, and the old Alexandria city jail next to the milk plant? Those were the days!!!
Purdman
With all of the thc that went into your system and brain, how do you remember all of that? I was there from '66-'86 and it's almost all a blur. Maybe I pumped in more than you did....at least I was always trying to set a world's record...
drivermaker said:With all of the thc that went into your system and brain, how do you remember all of that? I was there from '66-'86 and it's almost all a blur. Maybe I pumped in more than you did....at least I was always trying to set a world's record...
You may have even hung out in Don's bus and just don't remember it. Little yellow bus, down "by the river"?
Matt_24 said:
Did I miss the Fairfax discussion somewhere?? I am so confused. (As made evident by the OVER USE of the confusing smiley.) 
Purdman
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jhendri2 said:
Goddam ground hog done found himself a mate. The bitch is thaching up my yard and building a home in the window well under my porch. Town won't let me shoot it or trap it. I got a Daisy I have pumped up and loaded with a nice shiny pointed pellet. I feel like an idiot sitting in a chair with the upstairs screen off the window hunting a fu@king groundhog. He dug a hole in my window well and piled the dirt up on the screen. Bastard always comes out when I am at work. 12 pm to 10:30 pm. I am taking Thursday off. Please don't tell the little bastard. I am gonna kill him and his lovely wife. I will let ya know how it goes.
Purdman
Donald A. Purdy said:Goddam ground hog done found himself a mate. The bitch is thaching up my yard and building a home in the window well under my porch. Town won't let me shoot it or trap it. I got a Daisy I have pumped up and loaded with a nice shiny pointed pellet. I feel like an idiot sitting in a chair with the upstairs screen off the window hunting a fu@king groundhog. He dug a hole in my window well and piled the dirt up on the screen. Bastard always comes out when I am at work. 12 pm to 10:30 pm. I am taking Thursday off. Please don't tell the little bastard. I am gonna kill him and his lovely wife. I will let ya know how it goes.
Purdman
Ya need ya a dashund Purdman...or me to go down in that hole with my flashlight and my whoopin' stick...I can flush him out!
Shorty
Purdman
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drivermaker said:With all of the thc that went into your system and brain, how do you remember all of that? I was there from '66-'86 and it's almost all a blur. Maybe I pumped in more than you did....at least I was always trying to set a world's record...
No dam way DM. I was always sitting on --- lbs. of hash bout once a month. I think your problem is that you quit!
I have seen more bales than a hay baler. (sp) I even saw a Safeway truck loaded from top to bottom pull in to town and get unloaded. Big ol steak on the side. We all got a book in us buddy.Purdman
Purdman
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News Flash
Yesterday at 1:30 PM, four shots were fired somewhere in Leesburg, Va. Resulting in the untimely death of one Mr. G. Hog. Mr. Hog took up residence in the window well under the back porch of a Mr. Don Purdy four months ago. After he ate half the garden and piled dirt up on the window screen in Mr. Purdy's pool room, Mr. Purdy had had enough. The screen was removed from the second floor window and Mr. Purdy sat waiting. The crummy little bastard came out for some thach to make his home comfy for the comming winter months. Mr.Purdy put a bead on the little fu@ker and pulled the trigger. Popped him right in the back just below the neck. Mr. Hog was still moving when three more shots rang out. Still wasn't dead. Four hearty shots to the head with a shovel finally did the job. Mr. Hog was burried in a cardboard only dumpster near the bowling alley. Now, we all know that discharging a firearm in the town limits is a felony. Mr. Purdy was last seen racking leaves in the front yard imediately after the murder just in case you know who showed up.
The End
Purdman
jhendri2 said:
Yesterday at 1:30 PM, four shots were fired somewhere in Leesburg, Va. Resulting in the untimely death of one Mr. G. Hog. Mr. Hog took up residence in the window well under the back porch of a Mr. Don Purdy four months ago. After he ate half the garden and piled dirt up on the window screen in Mr. Purdy's pool room, Mr. Purdy had had enough. The screen was removed from the second floor window and Mr. Purdy sat waiting. The crummy little bastard came out for some thach to make his home comfy for the comming winter months. Mr.Purdy put a bead on the little fu@ker and pulled the trigger. Popped him right in the back just below the neck. Mr. Hog was still moving when three more shots rang out. Still wasn't dead. Four hearty shots to the head with a shovel finally did the job. Mr. Hog was burried in a cardboard only dumpster near the bowling alley. Now, we all know that discharging a firearm in the town limits is a felony. Mr. Purdy was last seen racking leaves in the front yard imediately after the murder just in case you know who showed up.
The End
Purdman
I know who
HIS OLD LADY. BETTER RUN FOR THE HILLS
Purdman said:Yesterday at 1:30 PM, four shots were fired somewhere in Leesburg, Va. Resulting in the untimely death of one Mr. G. Hog. Mr. Hog took up residence in the window well under the back porch of a Mr. Don Purdy four months ago. After he ate half the garden and piled dirt up on the window screen in Mr. Purdy's pool room, Mr. Purdy had had enough. The screen was removed from the second floor window and Mr. Purdy sat waiting. The crummy little bastard came out for some thach to make his home comfy for the comming winter months. Mr.Purdy put a bead on the little fu@ker and pulled the trigger. Popped him right in the back just below the neck. Mr. Hog was still moving when three more shots rang out. Still wasn't dead. Four hearty shots to the head with a shovel finally did the job. Mr. Hog was burried in a cardboard only dumpster near the bowling alley. Now, we all know that discharging a firearm in the town limits is a felony. Mr. Purdy was last seen racking leaves in the front yard imediately after the murder just in case you know who showed up.
The End
Purdman
HIS OLD LADY. BETTER RUN FOR THE HILLS