Benson Poo Cue

[B8kill3r]

I know someone that has just a few Benson cues left......

 

[strokin'myshaft]

I don't know who Benson is but to make a cue out of his poo is an amazing feat. :thumbup:

I know someone that has just a few Benson cues left......

 

[Icon of Sin]

I don't know who Benson is but to make a cue out of his poo is an amazing feat. :thumbup:

I'll be damned if Im putting it in my hands though....

 

[hang-the-9]

I know someone that has just a few Benson cues left......

I know who killed JFK. But not tellin'

 

[hang-the-9]

I don't know who Benson is but to make a cue out of his poo is an amazing feat. :thumbup:

Yep, it's tough to tell if it was a cue made of Benson's poo or Benson made a cue out of poo. This is the type of stuff that your English teacher has fits over.

Lets eat grandpa.

 

[Ghosst]

I'm going to sneak a stool softener into your drink. Then we can bet real high.

 

[MahnaMahna]

It is threads like these that keep me coming back.

 

[Black-Balled]

Humor like this stinks.

 

[clerks37]

Just for clarification. Are all if the poo cues brown or can one be ordered in green?

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[ROB.M]

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I'd bet that it puts some serious chit on the cue ball'


Rob.M

 

["Q" Protectors]

Holy CRAP! Best thread ever!

 

[Slim Limpy]

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[MartinBullet]

I was tempted to get one of these but I heard the quality was s**t...

 

[Neil]

Paul Schofield might be interested in snapping them up. He is advocating crapping balls in, these might be the perfect cues for his patrons.

 

[Tramp Steamer]

A poo cue is when your ass is telling you it's time to shit.
It happens to me around eight-thirty every morning. I'm as regular as a Waltham pocket watch. :smile:

 

[sfleinen]

Just for clarification. Are all if the poo cues brown or can one be ordered in green?

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Then that would be called a "baby poo cue." It comes with the complimentary Pampers glove.


-Sean

 

[sfleinen]

If I buy one of these Benson Cues, does anybody know where I can get a matching Poo Table from?

Or better yet, what if one of these poo cues was raffled, and you won one?

Would that be called... wait for it... Winning the Poo?

-Sean <-- prefers Eeyore

 

[ScottK]

Or better yet, what if one of these poo cues was raffled, and you won one?

Would that be called... wait for it... Winning the Poo?

-Sean <-- prefers Eeyore

Winner!
...

 

[Black-Balled]

I got beat by a guy with a poo cue once.
He shiit out.

 

[Bob 14:1]

Some seriously nice blanks are still remaining. I particularly like the grain in this one...