Benson Poo Cue
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Is the grain in that turd wheat, or barley?
Dunno. :shrug:
But here's another great example for those seeking a more subtle cue without the elaborate grain detail. Perhaps a Sneaky or a great house cue...
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I have a hard time trying to put my poo cue back in its case at the end of a session. Anyone else having this problem?
Nah, not to hard to get it into the case. But, if you don't play real regularly, it becomes quite difficult to get back out.
After re-reading the OP, I am pretty sure he meant to title this thread as is. This whole thing is shitty.
Just for clarification. Are all if the poo cues brown or can one be ordered in green?
Yes, but you have to provide the grape soda.
Yes, but you have to provide the grape soda.
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A poo que:rotflmao1: makes for whole new definition of a shit rack'
But definitely no que like a poo que
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Rob.M
A poo que:rotflmao1: makes for whole new definition of a shit rack'
But definitely no que like a poo que
uttahere:Rob.M
Looks like burl poo to me. Can it be cored with purple poo?
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Is it available with corn kernel inlays?
This thread needs to be made a sticky, so all these crappy jokes can continue to be added to it.
I did find a poo table, looks like it dried out pretty well, and if anything breaks, just call the repair man with a bottle of exlax. We only THOUGHT it was made out of mud, but the real material used is now obvious.
I did find a poo table, looks like it dried out pretty well, and if anything breaks, just call the repair man with a bottle of exlax. We only THOUGHT it was made out of mud, but the real material used is now obvious.
Absolutely!!!
Foods that make your poo change colors
The good news: there’s a definite way to turn your bowel movements PURPLE! The bad news: it involves eating beets. Lots of beets, in fact. But rest assured, once you choke down a few pounds of those disgusting vegetables, you’ll be dropping little baby Grimaces off at the pool faster than you can say “Holy crap! Everyone get in here, right now! My poop is as purple as Barney the Dinosaur!”.
These jokes are running out of..... steam.
dupe......
I don't think so, just getting harder to squeeze out. This thread needs more fiber!
tush-é ...
This thread needs to be made a sticky, so all these crappy jokes can continue to be added to it.
I did find a poo table, looks like it dried out pretty well, and if anything breaks, just call the repair man with a bottle of exlax. We only THOUGHT it was made out of mud, but the real material used is now obvious.
You know what would be ironic? If the kid with the poo cue grew up and became a professional baseball player. Guess what position he could play. Yep, turd base.
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The demand has just sky rocketed for this poo' they can't seem to harvest it fast enough, it has now been offered and sold on the black market!
Some company's are going to the extreme to stock-pile it!
It's tricky to harvest a poo that is long and strong enough for a poo cue.
Rob.M
The demand has just sky rocketed for this poo' they can't seem to harvest it fast enough, it has now been offered and sold on the black market!
Some company's are going to the extreme to stock-pile it!
It's tricky to harvest a poo that is long and strong enough for a poo cue.
Rob.M
