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Bump

means to bring the thread to an active state at the top of the active posts.

Actually, anything posted will do that, but 'bump' is preferred to just make it active again.
 
Everyone used to be a newbie here! Many checked it out for a period of time before joining so do not worry about asking already asked questions. They may have already been asked and will be again!
That is the way it goes. You will have to learn who the sheetstirrers and flamers are though!!
Dan
 
Pushout said:
Didn't catch the sarcasm, huh?
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I kinda did but wasn't sure, my response covered me both ways. Being a newbie I can play dumb and answer or if you really didn't know, I answered your question.

I have been doing searches. Thanks for the responses.
 
I tell you what, if you have a question that you would rather not ask publicly, feel free to pm me on anything.


If I can answer it or help out, I will:thumbup: If I do not know the answer, I will point you on the direction of someone who does.



I actually used to be an "expert" on a different site for billiard related questions. That is where the name poolpro comes from. (in case anyone has ever wondered)

Unfortuneately for me, on here claiming to be "poolpro" is sometimes extremely embarrassing!:D It is all relative. To newbies and amatuer players, I am all mighty, and knowledgeable, and qualified in every way. On here, my status is quite a bit more humble. While I am a knowledgeable and skilled player, I pale in comparison to many on this forum. The amount of knowledge and talent on here is amazing. I hope to always remain a student.


The point is, if I can help, I will!


Jw
 
Hey, I Know What I Like... imo

Smorgass Bored said:
That wouldn't be ALL the definitions of Bump if I didn't include THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3aSiuOf4M

Doug
:)
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So, I received a few PMs from fat women letting me know that THEY wouldn't Bump with my old fat azz either and they were none too happy that I'd singled them out with the above video.

Well, I'm an equal opportunity insulter so, in all fairness and to balance things out, I've added this contribution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLBw37QJaJk

Please remember, I didn't write or perform these million seller songs.

Now that I think about it, we used to have a Shorty right here on AZB and he was BANNED for our own safety and well being. :)

Doug
(don't get me started on Eskimos and stop PMing me..... dammit !)
 
speaking of bumps.....

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears!
BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him


FASTER...


FASTER...


BUMP...



BUMP...


BUMP...


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping


Clappity-BUMP...

Clappity-BUMP...

Clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding his head is reeling his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)











The coffin stops
 
worldison2 said:
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears!
BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him


FASTER...


FASTER...


BUMP...



BUMP...


BUMP...


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping


Clappity-BUMP...

Clappity-BUMP...

Clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding his head is reeling his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)











The coffin stops
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Well, it's not the cough, that kills you.
It's the coffin, they carry you off in..... imo

Doug


*Edited to add: 8 Ball in the side pocket.
 
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