Ok, I was not going to help, but it's what I do
Here is what you do, and do it precisely as I have advised.
When the captain screams you are "up"... grab your cue, and lag for the break (if that is what you do) Then after the lag or flip, win or lose, walk right over to your captain and ask him, point blank, no smile, and say this;
I want to know my opponents skill level, and I'm in no mood for any antics.
When he does not give it to you (because he won't, cause he's a dbag), then smile, and say, well, I always wanted to practice my left handed shooting, might as well be tonight. Then turn away and get ready to play (left handed of course) I'm assuming you are righty.. if not, shoot righty
And just do that. If he asks you wtf are you doing, say, hey, you wanna play mind games, well welcome to my world.
Then tell him your last game you're gonna shoot one handed. Remember, he already threw you up to play, he CANNOT pull you out at this time. You control him at this point !!
So, then say in a firm, but NOT loud voice; I'm gonna ask you one more time, and I'm not gonna ask a third time. WHAT THE FCK IS THE SKILL LEVEL OF MY OPPONENT?
If he even hesitates for even more than a second...... tell him "FU", turn around and play the entire match opposite handed, and when the your opponent gets on the hill, play that last game one handed.
Then when you lose, ask him if he really wants to keep playing mind games with you ? What do you have to lose? So he kicks you off the team, but you go out in style, doing it your way, and letting everyone on both teams know what a dbag this capt is !!!
oh, and you're welcome

Here is what you do, and do it precisely as I have advised.
When the captain screams you are "up"... grab your cue, and lag for the break (if that is what you do) Then after the lag or flip, win or lose, walk right over to your captain and ask him, point blank, no smile, and say this;
I want to know my opponents skill level, and I'm in no mood for any antics.
When he does not give it to you (because he won't, cause he's a dbag), then smile, and say, well, I always wanted to practice my left handed shooting, might as well be tonight. Then turn away and get ready to play (left handed of course) I'm assuming you are righty.. if not, shoot righty

And just do that. If he asks you wtf are you doing, say, hey, you wanna play mind games, well welcome to my world.
Then tell him your last game you're gonna shoot one handed. Remember, he already threw you up to play, he CANNOT pull you out at this time. You control him at this point !!
So, then say in a firm, but NOT loud voice; I'm gonna ask you one more time, and I'm not gonna ask a third time. WHAT THE FCK IS THE SKILL LEVEL OF MY OPPONENT?
If he even hesitates for even more than a second...... tell him "FU", turn around and play the entire match opposite handed, and when the your opponent gets on the hill, play that last game one handed.
Then when you lose, ask him if he really wants to keep playing mind games with you ? What do you have to lose? So he kicks you off the team, but you go out in style, doing it your way, and letting everyone on both teams know what a dbag this capt is !!!
oh, and you're welcome
