They call me Murray.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyo_oi96HHM
I like his first one. He told the desk clerk that he had a leak in his sink.
The desk clerk told him to go ahead.
So, the guy eventually came out, huh?
He played at a local comedy club years ago. I can't remember if he was funny or not since I was half in the bag myself.