Some advice from a Wannabee.
1. Buy another cue, maybe 2 or 3. Make sure they are sparkly. Sparkles add 2 feet to your draw shot.
2. Shoot the 9 hard enough to send it 3 rails into a totally different pocket that you were aiming at. If it goes into another table alltogether, it counts as 2 games won. Act like you were aiming for there all along.
3. If you miss (you probably did not hit it hard enough, see 2 above), look at your tip, then at the players at the next table, then at the cloth. Blame one of them for the miss.
4. Play some-one else who hangs up more game balls than you. When you make one ball per rack and the other guy makes 8, you can still say you are better.
1. Buy another cue, maybe 2 or 3. Make sure they are sparkly. Sparkles add 2 feet to your draw shot.
2. Shoot the 9 hard enough to send it 3 rails into a totally different pocket that you were aiming at. If it goes into another table alltogether, it counts as 2 games won. Act like you were aiming for there all along.
3. If you miss (you probably did not hit it hard enough, see 2 above), look at your tip, then at the players at the next table, then at the cloth. Blame one of them for the miss.
4. Play some-one else who hangs up more game balls than you. When you make one ball per rack and the other guy makes 8, you can still say you are better.