Before I saw all this parisblumangowood stuff, I expressed an interest in the Palmer this guy has on e-bay:
Dear parisblackwood,
I am interested in this cue, but due to the "Returns Are Not Allowed" I'll have to see it in person before paying for it. Let me know where you are located and, if it's close enough, I'll come to you.
Thanks.
- samuelkwest
Today, after a couple of days, I received the following non-response:
Dear samuelkwest,
USE THE BUY IT NOW BUTTON AND YOU'LL BE KISSING IT AND HUGGING IT REAL SOON!
- parisblackwood
uh huh... right.