- The Tralfamadorians can't be seen, not because they live in the Fourth Dimension, but because they are hiding from Corey Deuel since they owe him like $6000 from that side pot.
- Corey Deuel is what's eating Gilbert Grape.
- Corey Deuel once wrote a play called "The gay adventures of Mr.Shakespeare". He then decided plays were for pussies and proceeded to hustle people into buying it t recoup costs.
- The Big Brother is watching you while Corey Deuel is watching Big brother.
- Corey Deuel once read a book entitled "The Coreystrich." He sued the authors, kicked them after he collected his cash, and caused their girlfriends to lose their virginity.
- Corey Deuel was in Harry's house the night Voldemort failed to kill Harry. Corey was the reason Voldemort lost his body for 13 years. This was Corey's only failure in recorded history. (Note: The person who wrote this fact is now a corpse buried 500 miles under the Martian surface and his wallet was stolen.)
- Harry didn't kill Voldemort. Corey Deuel did. Harry said it was a fluke and he later died in a billiards related death.
- In "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," the Vogons didn't destroy Earth. Corey Deuel did. With one hit from his Jacobi cue. Also, Arthur only ended up on their ship because Corey threw him in hopes that he'd die soon.
- While Corey Deuel may have only gotten a "C" in Language Arts, he is a great author: He stares at the ink, which arranges itself into beautiful stories out of fear of Corey.
- Corey Deuel knows what 42 means. He used Jacobi cue of infinite improbability on Douglas Adams in the face to prevent him from uttering it to anyone... EVER.
- Corey Deuel once finished an Everlasting Gobstopper.
- Corey Deuel is the Ultimate Dragon Rider. He is both the rider and the dragon.
- The Tin Man wraps up Corey Deuel's lunch every day.
- In the Harry Potter series, there were really 5 houses in Hogwarts, the 5th one was Coreyindor and Corey Deuel was the Head of that house. The only way to get to the house is to win a race to 9 with Corey Deuel. Sadly, nobody is a member of this house.
- I think, therefore I am, but only if Corey Deuel says it's okay.
- Corey Deuel said that pool against him is fair. Everyone else disagrees.
- Corey Deuel is what's eating Gilbert Grape.
- Corey Deuel once wrote a play called "The gay adventures of Mr.Shakespeare". He then decided plays were for pussies and proceeded to hustle people into buying it t recoup costs.
- The Big Brother is watching you while Corey Deuel is watching Big brother.
- Corey Deuel once read a book entitled "The Coreystrich." He sued the authors, kicked them after he collected his cash, and caused their girlfriends to lose their virginity.
- Corey Deuel was in Harry's house the night Voldemort failed to kill Harry. Corey was the reason Voldemort lost his body for 13 years. This was Corey's only failure in recorded history. (Note: The person who wrote this fact is now a corpse buried 500 miles under the Martian surface and his wallet was stolen.)
- Harry didn't kill Voldemort. Corey Deuel did. Harry said it was a fluke and he later died in a billiards related death.
- In "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," the Vogons didn't destroy Earth. Corey Deuel did. With one hit from his Jacobi cue. Also, Arthur only ended up on their ship because Corey threw him in hopes that he'd die soon.
- While Corey Deuel may have only gotten a "C" in Language Arts, he is a great author: He stares at the ink, which arranges itself into beautiful stories out of fear of Corey.
- Corey Deuel knows what 42 means. He used Jacobi cue of infinite improbability on Douglas Adams in the face to prevent him from uttering it to anyone... EVER.
- Corey Deuel once finished an Everlasting Gobstopper.
- Corey Deuel is the Ultimate Dragon Rider. He is both the rider and the dragon.
- The Tin Man wraps up Corey Deuel's lunch every day.
- In the Harry Potter series, there were really 5 houses in Hogwarts, the 5th one was Coreyindor and Corey Deuel was the Head of that house. The only way to get to the house is to win a race to 9 with Corey Deuel. Sadly, nobody is a member of this house.
- I think, therefore I am, but only if Corey Deuel says it's okay.
- Corey Deuel said that pool against him is fair. Everyone else disagrees.
